{"id":1129,"date":"2008-02-04T22:23:09","date_gmt":"2008-02-05T06:23:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2008\/02\/04\/convo-snippet-with-the-girl\/"},"modified":"2008-02-04T22:23:09","modified_gmt":"2008-02-05T06:23:09","slug":"convo-snippet-with-the-girl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2008\/02\/04\/convo-snippet-with-the-girl\/","title":{"rendered":"Convo Snippet with the Girl"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Her: I need black shoes!<br \/>\nMe: You HAVE black shoes!<br \/>\nHer: Those are Nana&#8217;s!<br \/>\nMe: She gave them to you, remember?<br \/>\nHer: Oh.<\/p>\n<p>Time passes, we go to pick up Claribelle from the nice man who fixed the clarinet, before her ensemble comp at school<\/p>\n<p>Her: I hate these shoes.<br \/>\nMe: Why?<br \/>\nHer: They make me WALK FUNNY.<br \/>\nMe: &#8230;<br \/>\nHer: SEE?<br \/>\nMe: &#8230;you mean they make you walk like a GIRL?<br \/>\nHer: YES! AUGH!<br \/>\nMe: &#8230;.hahahahahhahahahahaha&#8230;<br \/>\nHer: (glare)<\/p>\n<p>Keep in mind, that she&#8217;s still sporting fake nails and loves them to bits&#8230; among every other girly thing. But man, walking LIKE A GIRL is apparently CROSSING THE LINE&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>hahahahahh!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Her: I need black shoes! Me: You HAVE black shoes! Her: Those are Nana&#8217;s! Me: She gave them to you, remember? Her: Oh. Time passes, we go to pick up Claribelle from the nice man who fixed the clarinet, before her ensemble comp at school Her: I hate these shoes. Me: Why? Her: They make [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1129","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-myriad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1129","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1129"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1129\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1129"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1129"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1129"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}