{"id":1131,"date":"2008-02-07T22:19:38","date_gmt":"2008-02-08T06:19:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2008\/02\/07\/and-then-theres-the-pup\/"},"modified":"2008-02-07T22:21:12","modified_gmt":"2008-02-08T06:21:12","slug":"and-then-theres-the-pup","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2008\/02\/07\/and-then-theres-the-pup\/","title":{"rendered":"and then there&#8217;s the pup&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;who during her Parent Teacher&#8217;s conference, decided to tell the story of the video below &#8211; most specifically about the Bug farting at Nana. Me, ever helpful, prompted her to finish the story:<\/p>\n<p>me: &#8220;&#8230;and then what did Nana do?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>the Pup: &#8220;huh? oh, yeah. Then. *exagerated groan* Nana started talking about SEX. WILD sex! EWWW!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;&#8230;&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Mrs. W: (trying VERY hard not to laugh &#8211; failing miserably) <\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;&#8230;.I meant the belch&#8230;.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The Pup: &#8220;&#8230;oh. Well. but THEN you..&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;So &#8211; how about these grades!!!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>~~~~<\/p>\n<p>Grooooooooaaaaaaaan.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;who during her Parent Teacher&#8217;s conference, decided to tell the story of the video below &#8211; most specifically about the Bug farting at Nana. Me, ever helpful, prompted her to finish the story: me: &#8220;&#8230;and then what did Nana do?&#8221; the Pup: &#8220;huh? oh, yeah. Then. *exagerated groan* Nana started talking about SEX. WILD sex! [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1131","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-primaries-family"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1131","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1131"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1131\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1131"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1131"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1131"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}