The last weekend I had the Boy and all his friends in the house, there were some interesting discoveries made! For example:<\/p>\n
— The little gas furnace in the Manspace can be used to cook hot dogs, sausage links, corn dogs, and even frozen pizza’s if you’re kinda patient.<\/p>\n
—- It is better to put down aluminum foil before cooking the above items, so that you don’t catch anything on fire with dripping grease.<\/p>\n
—- Plastic wrap melts on said furnace, so place the bread on the table.<\/p>\n
—- The snow outside the back window is a perfect Freezer. Until said window freezes shut.<\/p>\n
— When said boys have a lot of soda, they don’t come into the house to pee nearly as often as you’d think.<\/p>\n
—-In fact, they don’t come in to pee at all.<\/p>\n
—-Instead, they come in and casually announce that you should not eat the yellow snow. <\/p>\n
—-And when you ask if they’ve been peeing in the neighbors garden, they just grin. Oy.<\/p>\n
And best of all…<\/p>\n
Life with teenage boys is a never-ending source of amusement. (grin)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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