{"id":1135,"date":"2008-03-19T22:58:13","date_gmt":"2008-03-20T06:58:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2008\/03\/19\/conversation-with-the-ladybug-and-pup\/"},"modified":"2008-03-19T23:19:55","modified_gmt":"2008-03-20T07:19:55","slug":"conversation-with-the-ladybug-and-pup","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2008\/03\/19\/conversation-with-the-ladybug-and-pup\/","title":{"rendered":"Conversation with the Ladybug and Pup&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ladybug: I&#8217;m the a Rabbit!<br \/>\nPup: No, I Am the year of the Rabbit!<br \/>\nMe: hang on *Consults google* Pup is right, she&#8217;s a rabbit, eeeeew, Ladybug, you&#8217;re a SNAKE!<br \/>\nLadybug: YAY!<\/p>\n<p>Further discussion of the time of birth, and then the day.<\/p>\n<p>Ladybug: do ya know what day I was born?<br \/>\nMe: Yes &#8211; THE WRONG DAY!<br \/>\nLadybug: *giggling*<br \/>\nMe: What day was you supposed to be born on?!<br \/>\nLadybug: the 17th!<br \/>\nMe: And what day did you appear?<br \/>\nLadybug: THE 18TH!<br \/>\nMe: Your SO GROUNDED!<br \/>\nLadybug: Wanna know why?<br \/>\nMe: Why you were born a day late? Sure!<br \/>\nLadybug: It&#8217;s because I&#8217;m a SNAKE!<br \/>\nMe: Exactly.<\/p>\n<p>For those not in the know &#8211; my birthday was the 17th, and she was supposed to be born on my birthday, but held off till the day after, which is the same thing I did to my Gramma Abbot. It&#8217;s now a family tradition, I suppose. Hahah! Oh, and the above exchange is even funnier because they all know of my horrific phobia of reptiles. So. Yeah. The brat is SO GROUNDED! She thinks she&#8217;ll be saved by being cute. HA!<\/p>\n<p><center><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/eclat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/03\/ladybug.jpg\" alt=\"ladybug.jpg\" title=\"ladybug.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"264\" border=\"0\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Yeah, so she&#8217;s right. Whatever. Some people&#8217;s kids&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ladybug: I&#8217;m the a Rabbit! Pup: No, I Am the year of the Rabbit! Me: hang on *Consults google* Pup is right, she&#8217;s a rabbit, eeeeew, Ladybug, you&#8217;re a SNAKE! Ladybug: YAY! Further discussion of the time of birth, and then the day. Ladybug: do ya know what day I was born? Me: Yes &#8211; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1135","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-myriad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1135","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1135"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1135\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1135"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1135"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1135"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}