{"id":1151,"date":"2008-05-12T16:39:16","date_gmt":"2008-05-13T00:39:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/?p=1151"},"modified":"2008-05-12T16:41:17","modified_gmt":"2008-05-13T00:41:17","slug":"teenagers-are-fun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2008\/05\/12\/teenagers-are-fun\/","title":{"rendered":"Teenagers are Fun!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I know, I keep saying that, but they are! Maybe it&#8217;s just MY teenagers&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Me: What&#8217;s that in your back pocket?<br \/>\nBoy: my wallet.<br \/>\nMe: the OTHER pocket.<br \/>\nBoy: A love letter.<br \/>\nMe: YAY! FROM WHO?<br \/>\nBoy: Not telling.<br \/>\nMe: From G? (That&#8217;d be his best bud, a boy, of course.)<br \/>\nBoy: No.<br \/>\nMe: From Z? (The other best bud, a boy, of course.)<br \/>\nG: That I&#8217;d believe!<br \/>\nBoy: NO!<br \/>\nMe: FROM WHO?<br \/>\nBoy: SECRET ADMIRER!<br \/>\nMe: But you tell me EVERYTHING!<br \/>\nG: not anymore.<br \/>\nMe: But I&#8217;m your best friend, Boy!<br \/>\nG: Excuse me?<br \/>\nMe: Your best GIRL friend!<br \/>\nG: NOT ANYMORE!<br \/>\nMe: *Sulk*<br \/>\nBoy: I win!<\/p>\n<p>He then tossed the paper at me. It&#8217;s a study guide for an upcoming test in power mechanics. *L* See? Don&#8217;t YOU wish you had (my) teenagers?!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I know, I keep saying that, but they are! Maybe it&#8217;s just MY teenagers&#8230; Me: What&#8217;s that in your back pocket? Boy: my wallet. Me: the OTHER pocket. Boy: A love letter. Me: YAY! FROM WHO? Boy: Not telling. Me: From G? (That&#8217;d be his best bud, a boy, of course.) Boy: No. Me: From [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[38,35],"class_list":["post-1151","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-primaries-family","tag-fun","tag-teenagers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1151","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1151"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1151\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1151"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1151"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1151"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}