{"id":1156,"date":"2008-05-16T20:13:06","date_gmt":"2008-05-17T04:13:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/?p=1156"},"modified":"2008-05-17T15:37:22","modified_gmt":"2008-05-17T23:37:22","slug":"lest-you-think","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2008\/05\/16\/lest-you-think\/","title":{"rendered":"Lest you think…"},"content":{"rendered":"

…that I only pick on the girls with the camera – he’s proof that I ATTEMPT to embarrass the boy and his friends as well. They’re just… faster.<\/p>\n

See, The Boy – he got his bestest buddy (one of them) a job with him at McD’s. They’ve been working the same shift this week, so after school they come here, get dressed, then it’s off to work with the both of them. (Aw! MAH BOYS!)<\/p>\n

So. Since I was picking on the girl with the camera, I tried to catch the boys. G just shook his head, while The Boy ducked. And then they ran. HARUMPH. <\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

\"Mah<\/a> \"Mah<\/a> <\/p>\n

So, not to be deterred, because DAMMIT I WILL CATCH THEM AND THEIR MCD’S UNIFORMS TOO, I decided to treat the girls to McD’s for dinner.<\/p>\n

I know, right?<\/p>\n

So, through the drivethrough we go, and G is working the second window, while The Boy is working hard on the front counter. <\/p>\n

\"may<\/a> <\/p>\n

Well, that’s not his best side, is it? So we try again – hey G! Slide the window open for me! Good Boy!<\/p>\n

\"mah<\/a> <\/p>\n

DAMN! He ducked AGAIN! One more try, on the sly… and we have BLURRY SUCCESS! WHOO! (…sorta.)<\/p>\n

\"mah<\/a> <\/p>\n

He was muttering and shaking his head at me as we gleefully pulled away, while his coworker (And G, obviously) laughed. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!<\/p>\n

I know. you are TOTALLY wishing I was your mom right about now, aren’t ya? It’s ok. I get that a lot. *grins*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

…that I only pick on the girls with the camera – he’s proof that I ATTEMPT to embarrass the boy and his friends as well. They’re just… faster. See, The Boy – he got his bestest buddy (one of them) a job with him at McD’s. They’ve been working the same shift this week, so […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[35],"class_list":["post-1156","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-primaries-family","tag-teenagers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1156","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1156"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1156\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1156"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1156"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1156"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}