{"id":1162,"date":"2008-05-19T19:50:04","date_gmt":"2008-05-20T03:50:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/?p=1162"},"modified":"2008-05-19T19:50:04","modified_gmt":"2008-05-20T03:50:04","slug":"tips-for-prosperity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2008\/05\/19\/tips-for-prosperity\/","title":{"rendered":"Tips for Prosperity!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, remember that book I was given a while back? Yeah? Well! <\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s all common sense, things folks know if they think about it, and just generally boring &#8211; and I slogged through it the best I could. Then &#8211; much to my eternal amusement, out of nowhere was this little gem hidden in the &quot;Things to avoid&quot; chapter:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/eclat\/2506902861\/\" class=\"tt-flickr tt-flickr-Original\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2117\/2506902861_69bd8ff659_o.jpg\" alt=\"Mission24_Tip\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a> <\/p>\n<p>Apparently, among co-signing for people, and a dull marriage, PORN will keep you from prosperity.<\/p>\n<p>I cannot even BEGIN to tell you how much I&#8217;ve laughed over this. Now, all of my daily planning pages proudly exclaim &quot;And! I SAW NO PORN! WHOO!&quot; <\/p>\n<p>Except for the days when, you know, I do. *grin*<\/p>\n<p>(even funnier? The book is written by a guy named &quot;Beavis.&quot; and he says NO to porn. BWAHAHAHAHAH!)<\/p>\n<p>(I know. I&#8217;m awful. But I&#8217;m FUN!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, remember that book I was given a while back? Yeah? Well! It&#8217;s all common sense, things folks know if they think about it, and just generally boring &#8211; and I slogged through it the best I could. Then &#8211; much to my eternal amusement, out of nowhere was this little gem hidden in the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1162","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-myriad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1162","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1162"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1162\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1162"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1162"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1162"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}