{"id":1164,"date":"2008-05-21T20:59:42","date_gmt":"2008-05-22T04:59:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/?p=1164"},"modified":"2008-05-21T22:15:42","modified_gmt":"2008-05-22T06:15:42","slug":"my-kid-is-so-better-then-yours","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2008\/05\/21\/my-kid-is-so-better-then-yours\/","title":{"rendered":"My kid is SO better then yours!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/eclat\/2512566253\/\" class=\"tt-flickr tt-flickr-Original\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3058\/2512566253_ea23d556f5_o.jpg\" alt=\"Grrrr - Cute Pup\" width=\"500\" height=\"386\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a> <\/p>\n<p>IN happier news &#8211; today is the last day of school.<\/p>\n<p>Wait &#8211; that means they&#8217;re home all the time. CRAP. But that&#8217;s not what I wanted to say&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>in HAPPIER news &#8211; despite the fact the kids are now home 24\/7 for the next three months &#8211; the pup got her report card today. Everything was wonderful &#8211; but one thing was SUPER FANTASTIC&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>The goal for the benchmark reading at the end of 3rd grade is a 110.<br \/>\nThe score the Pup started the year with was a mid 2nd grade 51, stage 3 (early reader).<br \/>\nThe final score for the year&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>(drumroll please)<br \/>\n(thank you)<\/p>\n<p><strong>109!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>One Oh Freakin&#8217; Nine!<\/p>\n<p>That puts her at a completed stage five (independent reader), and perfectly in line to go into 4th grade next fall with confidence. WHOOOHOOOO! <\/p>\n<p>Told ya she was awesome!<\/p>\n<p>PS &#8211; four days of outside field trips and hey! The pup has COLOR!<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;sunburn. whatever. Beggars, choosers&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>IN happier news &#8211; today is the last day of school. Wait &#8211; that means they&#8217;re home all the time. CRAP. But that&#8217;s not what I wanted to say&#8230; in HAPPIER news &#8211; despite the fact the kids are now home 24\/7 for the next three months &#8211; the pup got her report card today. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[49,34,694,48],"class_list":["post-1164","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-primaries-family","tag-freakingfantastic","tag-pup","tag-reading","tag-score"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1164","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1164"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1164\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1164"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1164"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1164"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}