{"id":1176,"date":"2008-06-09T13:58:32","date_gmt":"2008-06-09T21:58:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/?p=1176"},"modified":"2008-06-09T13:58:32","modified_gmt":"2008-06-09T21:58:32","slug":"oh-rly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2008\/06\/09\/oh-rly\/","title":{"rendered":"Oh rly?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Seems <a href=\"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2008\/05\/30\/our-own-wisteria-lane\/\">Our Neighborhood Brie<\/a> wants a war.<\/p>\n<p>As truthfully, she holds the cards, there&#8217;s one thing she can&#8217;t dictate. So, I&#8217;m now taking volunteers to help scrape and paint my house. I&#8217;m thinking a nice day glow florescent orange with purple trim. <\/p>\n<p>Brie, you should careful what you wish for.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Seems Our Neighborhood Brie wants a war. As truthfully, she holds the cards, there&#8217;s one thing she can&#8217;t dictate. So, I&#8217;m now taking volunteers to help scrape and paint my house. I&#8217;m thinking a nice day glow florescent orange with purple trim. Brie, you should careful what you wish for.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[52],"class_list":["post-1176","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fiery-rants","tag-fucking-neighbors"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1176","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1176"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1176\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1176"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1176"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1176"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}