{"id":1177,"date":"2008-06-10T04:03:50","date_gmt":"2008-06-10T12:03:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/?p=1177"},"modified":"2008-06-10T04:08:33","modified_gmt":"2008-06-10T12:08:33","slug":"how-to-know-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2008\/06\/10\/how-to-know-2\/","title":{"rendered":"How to know&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>&#8230;that you watch too much <a href=\"http:\/\/realitydaze.com\/\">Reality TV<\/a> before bed:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Pup wakes me in a crying hicuppy sniffly panic because she knew she spit out her gum before going to bed but maybe she didn&#8217;t because now it&#8217;s all over her thigh and knee and she can&#8217;t get it off and she CANT GO TO SLEEP STICKY LIKE THIS MAMA OMG WHAT DO I DO?<\/p>\n<p>I wake up with a confused Thought Train that consisted of huh? what? wait&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/realitydaze.com\/2008\/06\/03\/the-mole-premiere\/\">The Mole<\/a> was about to execute one of the <a href=\"http:\/\/realitydaze.com\/2008\/06\/10\/nashville-star\/\">Nashville Star contenders<\/a> with a hot pink Stiletto heel stolen from the <a href=\"http:\/\/realitydaze.com\/2008\/06\/05\/think-pink\/\">Legally Blonde Musical: Search for the next Elle Woods<\/a> girls! NOW I WILL NEVER SEE THE FACE OF THE MOLE AND KNOW HIS IDENTITY before he hides out in <a href=\"http:\/\/realitydaze.com\/2008\/06\/04\/whiney-matt-gets-the-boot-at-last\/\">Hell&#8217;s Kitchen<\/a> where he <a href=\"http:\/\/realitydaze.com\/2008\/06\/06\/sytycd-top-twenty\/\">THINKS HE CAN DANCE<\/a> his way out of trouble!<\/p>\n<p>I finally managed to voice a  &#8220;&#8230;i mean, uh, take a shower and use soap and a scrubby child, then go back to bed&#8230;&#8221; out loud, though.<\/p>\n<p><strong>How to know that you&#8217;re a good blogger:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;I came here to tell you about it at 3:45am, instead of just going back to sleep to the hum of the pup singing in the shower&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;that you watch too much Reality TV before bed: Pup wakes me in a crying hicuppy sniffly panic because she knew she spit out her gum before going to bed but maybe she didn&#8217;t because now it&#8217;s all over her thigh and knee and she can&#8217;t get it off and she CANT GO TO SLEEP [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[54,53],"class_list":["post-1177","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-myriad","tag-omgwhatdoidomama","tag-reality-tv"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1177","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1177"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1177\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1177"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1177"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1177"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}