{"id":1178,"date":"2008-06-10T16:59:51","date_gmt":"2008-06-11T00:59:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/?p=1178"},"modified":"2008-06-10T16:59:51","modified_gmt":"2008-06-11T00:59:51","slug":"update-desperate-wars","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2008\/06\/10\/update-desperate-wars\/","title":{"rendered":"Update: Desperate Wars."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2008\/06\/09\/oh-rly\/\">Further investigation today<\/a> has denials, as expected. But what REALLY amuses me is where the blame was cast.<\/p>\n<p>On the City Mayor.<\/p>\n<p>THE MAYOR.<\/p>\n<p>I have to admit that part of me? REALLY HOPES THIS IS TRUE&#8230; because that means I told whoever called to tell &#8216;her&#8217; (and our mayor is conveniently female to boot) to &#8220;suck my ASS. She&#8217;s lucky I don&#8217;t dump all my shit on HER lawn!&#8221; In fact, the thought of that message being passed to the Mayor verbatim makes me all tingly in naughty places. *smirk*<\/p>\n<p>I think it&#8217;s awfully convenient that the Mayor was seen driving by and thus must have made the complaint, but well, the only one who knows for sure is the person responsible. Guess I&#8217;ll just have to invite Ms. Porter over to the yard party after the Painting happens&#8230; just to make sure all the people involved get the full benefit of DayGlo goodness.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Further investigation today has denials, as expected. But what REALLY amuses me is where the blame was cast. On the City Mayor. THE MAYOR. I have to admit that part of me? REALLY HOPES THIS IS TRUE&#8230; because that means I told whoever called to tell &#8216;her&#8217; (and our mayor is conveniently female to boot) [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[56,55,57,58],"class_list":["post-1178","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-myriad","tag-desperate","tag-hah-hahahaha-hahahahha-dayglo","tag-neighbors","tag-war"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1178","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1178"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1178\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1178"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1178"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1178"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}