{"id":1188,"date":"2008-06-18T23:34:12","date_gmt":"2008-06-19T07:34:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/?p=1188"},"modified":"2008-06-18T23:34:12","modified_gmt":"2008-06-19T07:34:12","slug":"all-the-toys-in-the-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2008\/06\/18\/all-the-toys-in-the-world\/","title":{"rendered":"All the toys in the world…"},"content":{"rendered":"

…and she plays in a cardboard box. Or I force her to live in one. Whatever.<\/p>\n

\"cutey-urchin\"<\/a> \"messy-urchin\"<\/a> <\/p>\n

\"brokendownbox\"<\/a> \"smiley-urchin\"<\/a> <\/p>\n

One plus, though, is she LOVES the camera. Ask her to pose, and she does so . Ask her to smile through her hair, and it’s too cute for words. ask her to act like a growly little urchin child living in a box? And she’s STILL too cute for words, even as she nails the shot…<\/p>\n

\"growly-urchin\"<\/a> <\/p>\n

(Ok, so she was really just yelling at her brother and the picture is a happy accident. Perfect anyway!)<\/p>\n

Someone asked me a while ago why there were SO MANY pictures of the Pup, and not so much the older too. Was I going all “PROTECT THEIR PRIVACY” on them, was I worried about the HORRORS OF THE INTERNET? WHY wasn’t I exploiting my other kids on the internet like the pup?!<\/p>\n

The answer is simple, really. When you try to take pictures of the Girl, this is what you get:<\/p>\n

\"HIDE\"<\/a> <\/p>\n

And then there’s the boy. Nana? I censored it to protect your delicate sensibilities! See, I am the good daughter!<\/p>\n

\"GASP\"<\/a> <\/p>\n

And I don’t know WHERE he learned such a vulgar display of hand gestures. Really.
\n(…stop laughing, Nana. You too, Sis – he probably learned it from you anyway!) <\/p>\n

I’m the innocent one.
\n(There they go again… tsk.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

…and she plays in a cardboard box. Or I force her to live in one. Whatever. One plus, though, is she LOVES the camera. Ask her to pose, and she does so . Ask her to smile through her hair, and it’s too cute for words. ask her to act like a growly little urchin […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[33,32],"class_list":["post-1188","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-primaries-family","tag-pictures","tag-summertime"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1188","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1188"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1188\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1188"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1188"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1188"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}