{"id":1202,"date":"2008-07-06T23:26:22","date_gmt":"2008-07-07T07:26:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/?p=1202"},"modified":"2008-07-06T23:26:22","modified_gmt":"2008-07-07T07:26:22","slug":"oooooooooh-im-gonna-tell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2008\/07\/06\/oooooooooh-im-gonna-tell\/","title":{"rendered":"oooooooooh, I&#8217;m gonna TELL!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The girl: What are you watching?<br \/>\nMe: She&#8217;s got the look.<br \/>\nGirl: who does?<br \/>\nMe: Apparently those models who are over 35 &#8211; it&#8217;s Top Model for<br \/>\nGirl: Old people? Ew.<br \/>\nMe: ExCUSE me?<br \/>\nGirl: I mean you could totally do that.<br \/>\nMe: Umhm.<br \/>\nGirl: She&#8217;s fifty?! She&#8217;s OLD!<br \/>\nMe: I&#8217;m gonna tell your Nana!<br \/>\nGirl: Why? I didn&#8217;t say 58 was old, I said 50 was old!<br \/>\nMe: &#8230;<br \/>\nGirl: Fifty is old&#8230; and 58 is REALLY old!<br \/>\nMe: I&#8217;M GONNA TEEEEEEEEELL!<\/p>\n<p>And so I have. Heh.heh.heh. Get&#8217;er Nana!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The girl: What are you watching? Me: She&#8217;s got the look. Girl: who does? Me: Apparently those models who are over 35 &#8211; it&#8217;s Top Model for Girl: Old people? Ew. Me: ExCUSE me? Girl: I mean you could totally do that. Me: Umhm. Girl: She&#8217;s fifty?! She&#8217;s OLD! Me: I&#8217;m gonna tell your Nana! [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1202","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-myriad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1202","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1202"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1202\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1202"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1202"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1202"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}