{"id":1204,"date":"2008-07-13T19:36:58","date_gmt":"2008-07-14T03:36:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/?p=1204"},"modified":"2008-07-13T19:36:58","modified_gmt":"2008-07-14T03:36:58","slug":"conversations-with-the-buglet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2008\/07\/13\/conversations-with-the-buglet\/","title":{"rendered":"Conversations with the buglet&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Earlier:<\/strong><br \/>\nMe: Hey! Why you in my car?! Who said you could go home with me?<br \/>\nBuglet: My Muhver!<br \/>\nMe: Well, she&#8217;s not the boss of me! Who&#8217;s the boss of me?<br \/>\nBuglet: I AM!<br \/>\nMe: &#8230;oh. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Later:<\/strong><br \/>\nMe: Hey! Bring that ear back here, I was gonna bite it!<br \/>\nBuglet: NOOO! Is not yer lunch!<br \/>\nMe: Course not, I had dinner, it&#8217;s my desert!<br \/>\nBuglet: NOO! IS NOT DESERT!<br \/>\nMe: Why? Isn&#8217;t it sweet and sugary like you?<br \/>\nBuglet: NO!<br \/>\nMe: Is it sour and rotten?<br \/>\nBuglet: Noooooo.<br \/>\nMe: What is it then?<br \/>\nBuglet: SPICY STUFFS!<\/p>\n<p>Guess I done been told, huh? *grin*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Earlier: Me: Hey! Why you in my car?! Who said you could go home with me? Buglet: My Muhver! Me: Well, she&#8217;s not the boss of me! Who&#8217;s the boss of me? Buglet: I AM! Me: &#8230;oh. Later: Me: Hey! Bring that ear back here, I was gonna bite it! Buglet: NOOO! Is not yer [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[85],"class_list":["post-1204","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-primaries-family","tag-hes-so-the-boss-of-me"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1204","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1204"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1204\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1204"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1204"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1204"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}