{"id":1224,"date":"2008-08-04T18:46:05","date_gmt":"2008-08-05T02:46:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/?p=1224"},"modified":"2008-08-04T23:49:38","modified_gmt":"2008-08-05T07:49:38","slug":"fourteen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2008\/08\/04\/fourteen\/","title":{"rendered":"Fourteen."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Why on earth do these kids keep insisting on growing up? 14 years ago today, she came into my life &#8211; a week late (and she&#8217;s been late ever since!) and almost 10 pounds of bouncing baby girl. My joy, my trial, my partner in all things of the snarkilicious variety&#8230; my daughter. My First Daughter. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/sisters.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/sisters.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"sisters\" width=\"500\" height=\"376\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/sisters.jpg 500w, https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/sisters-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Every day is a treat, a delight in something new. She&#8217;s sensitive, caring, smart, snarky, bitchy, delightful, open, daring, strong, sassy. She&#8217;s everything I could have asked for and more. Fourteen years. Seems like yesterday&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/fourteen.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/fourteen.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"fourteen\" width=\"347\" height=\"500\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1226\" srcset=\"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/fourteen.jpg 347w, https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/fourteen-208x300.jpg 208w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 347px) 100vw, 347px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Happy Birthday, Snarkette. I love you.<\/p>\n<p>PS. Please try to keep from killing the budget as I pay for that phone, huh? TIA!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why on earth do these kids keep insisting on growing up? 14 years ago today, she came into my life &#8211; a week late (and she&#8217;s been late ever since!) and almost 10 pounds of bouncing baby girl. My joy, my trial, my partner in all things of the snarkilicious variety&#8230; my daughter. My First [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[92,91,90],"class_list":["post-1224","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-primaries-family","tag-happy-birthday","tag-snarkette","tag-the-girl"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1224","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1224"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1224\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1229,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1224\/revisions\/1229"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1224"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1224"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1224"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}