{"id":1295,"date":"2008-10-13T17:31:24","date_gmt":"2008-10-14T01:31:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/?p=1295"},"modified":"2008-10-13T17:31:24","modified_gmt":"2008-10-14T01:31:24","slug":"atlantis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2008\/10\/13\/atlantis\/","title":{"rendered":"Atlantis."},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>Wassat? I’m a softy? And I can never say no to my kids when they call in tears needing a cat rescue from a roommate who wanted to toss her to the dogs? Which results in LOADS OF WACKY WEEKEND FUN as the little shit rescued from said roommate DISCONNECTED MY CABLE MODEM and I thought things were BROKED and OMG NO INTERWEBS WHAT DO I DO? besides tighten the cord again et voila, internets are back and omg Lessa is insane and the kitten is lucky I didn’t wring it’s CUTE WIDDLE FURRY NECK?<\/p>\n

Surely you jest.<\/p>\n

Meet Atlantis.<\/p>\n

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She would be the blue eyed kitten that I didn’t want (in the OMG SO CUTE I WANT kinda way) that went to B when she moved into her own place after staying with me for that space of time. Got a call from B in a panic Friday, because she was in anchorage and her roommate was freaking out about “having to deal with this damn cat I didn’t want anyway” and going to throw her outside to try her luck against the stray dogs and traffic.<\/p>\n

I know. I’m a softy. She’s supposedly staying here “until I can figure out something, mom! I swear! I’m so sorry! Only a little while!”<\/p>\n

Damn kids anyway.<\/p>\n

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And obviously, the Pup is completely smitten. That cat doesn’t have to walk anywhere when the Pup’s around, treating her like a princess, carrying her to the bathroom for potty time, making sure she’s fed and safe from Deogi who thinks OMG NEW TOY THANKS MOM!<\/p>\n

And how was YOUR weekend…If it were bad, here. Play this. Speakers up and on. You’ll feel better. Honest!<\/p>\n

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