{"id":132,"date":"2005-01-02T16:39:25","date_gmt":"2005-01-03T01:39:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2005\/01\/02\/oh-oh-oh-heeee\/"},"modified":"2005-01-02T16:39:25","modified_gmt":"2005-01-03T01:39:25","slug":"oh-oh-oh-heeee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2005\/01\/02\/oh-oh-oh-heeee\/","title":{"rendered":"Oh oh OH! HEEEE!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaappy New year toooooooooooo me!<\/p>\n<p>Yes. Drastic mood swing from last entry, hm? Asshole&#8217;s still being an ass &#8211; but if his boss were here right this minute I&#8217;d&#8230;.. I&#8217;d&#8230;. i&#8217;d KISS him right under the old dangling mistletoe! Yup. That&#8217;s what I&#8217;d do. Pucker up and lay a big ole sloppy one on him&#8230;.<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nWhy? WHY? Why you ask? Well! Because&#8230;. when the asshole goes back tomorrow&#8230; and for the next five, yes! FIVE! hitches&#8230; he won&#8217;t be working 3 weeks on, 2 weeks off&#8230;. he&#8217;ll be working 3 and 1&#8230;. that&#8217;s like &#8211; from now until MAY! we&#8217;ll be getting an extra paycheck a month. <\/p>\n<p>Oh thank thank thank THANK YOU BILL!<\/p>\n<p>Draw back is the next 3 after that we&#8217;ll be working 2 and 2, which shorts us &#8211; but by that time I should be well caught up and in the clear because not only do we have these extra weeks coming, but also the tax refunds too. And then after that it&#8217;s back to 3 and 2&#8217;s again, back to normal. HEEEEEEE! <\/p>\n<p>OMFG. You cannot BELIEVE how relieved I am now. Granted, he has to have some of it for the hunting trip he&#8217;s planning in August, which is fine. I&#8217;ll make sure he has his. But by god&#8230; the rest of it is mine to do whatever I need to do with it (aka &#8211; catch up on bills! omfg. I would KISS him, I swear!!!)<\/p>\n<p>Asshole, of course, is totally bitching about it, wishing he could say no, but knowing that he couldn&#8217;t say no to the boss (i didn&#8217;t even have to pressure him, and I&#8217;m being REALLY GOOD about not gloating happily to his face. I waited until he went out into the ManSpace and everything and I&#8217;m still not gloating out loud, just in here&#8230; <\/p>\n<p>but oh, the smug little happy smile. Not only is it extra money? But it cuts down his days off to where it&#8217;s almost bareable! He&#8217;ll be sleeping the first couple days, a pain for a day or two, then GONE &#8211; instead of like now, when by the end of the 2 weeks I&#8217;m ready to KILL him. I so needed this break&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>2005 is looking UP! WHOOT!<\/p>\n<p>Now &#8211; someone Hire me, and make my day complete, huh? *shining grin* See &#8211; THESE guys did, and are mucho happy &#8211; wouldn&#8217;t you like to be mucho happy too? *g*<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"http:\/\/mrtwisteronline.com\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"mrtwister.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/reachthecolors.com\/eclat\/past\/pics\/mrtwister.jpg\" width=\"225\" height=\"169\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a>  <a href=\"http:\/\/rodnreal.com\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"rodnreal.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/reachthecolors.com\/eclat\/past\/pics\/rodnreal.jpg\" width=\"225\" height=\"169\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<\/center><\/p>\n<p>Heh. and I got bored the other night too &#8211; have no idea what I&#8217;ll ever use this for, but she&#8217;s pretty! Click to supersize..<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"http:\/\/reachthecolors.com\/eclat\/past\/pics\/fairywings.html\" onclick=\"window.open('http:\/\/reachthecolors.com\/eclat\/past\/pics\/fairywings.html','popup','width=422,height=400,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/reachthecolors.com\/eclat\/past\/pics\/fairywings-thumb.jpg\" width=\"126\" height=\"120\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<\/center><\/p>\n<p>Ok &#8211; think I&#8217;m done now. heh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaappy New year toooooooooooo me! Yes. Drastic mood swing from last entry, hm? Asshole&#8217;s still being an ass &#8211; but if his boss were here right this minute I&#8217;d&#8230;.. I&#8217;d&#8230;. i&#8217;d KISS him right under the old dangling mistletoe! Yup. That&#8217;s what I&#8217;d do. Pucker up and lay a big ole sloppy one on him&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-132","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-myriad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=132"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=132"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=132"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=132"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}