{"id":1322,"date":"2008-12-21T10:34:20","date_gmt":"2008-12-21T18:34:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/?p=1322"},"modified":"2008-12-21T10:59:12","modified_gmt":"2008-12-21T18:59:12","slug":"if-only","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2008\/12\/21\/if-only\/","title":{"rendered":"If only&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If only I had the money, the time, and someone else to set it up for me &#8211; i&#8217;d still TOTALLY do this to my house&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>The Perfect Neighbor would just LOVE me, then, hm? (cackles!)<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"445\" height=\"364\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/g0IwpRzWL_4&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1&#038;color1=0x5d1719&#038;color2=0xcd311b&#038;border=1\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/g0IwpRzWL_4&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1&#038;color1=0x5d1719&#038;color2=0xcd311b&#038;border=1\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"445\" height=\"364\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Or maybe even something more traditional&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"445\" height=\"364\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/NIY2G9qndRU&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1&#038;color1=0x5d1719&#038;color2=0xcd311b&#038;border=1\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/NIY2G9qndRU&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1&#038;color1=0x5d1719&#038;color2=0xcd311b&#038;border=1\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"445\" height=\"364\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>In other news &#8211; the pup got herself a participation ribbon, AND a FOURTH PLACE RIBBON for her swim meet. She got 4th place in the 50 Backstroke, and she was nothing short of GIDDY to come home and show me she got a ribbon for it! Well done, pup! Next meet is on January 10th &#8211; thankfully, closer to home in Sister City. Aiming for TWO ribbons this time! (And possibly adding the breaststroke &#8211; she&#8217;s been working HARD on it, and looks good!)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/eclat\/3106163929\/\" class=\"tt-flickr tt-flickr-Original\" title=\"First Swim Meet!\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3002\/3106163929_f70643975e_o.jpg\" alt=\"First Swim Meet!\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><\/a> <\/p>\n<p>Happy &#8220;Shortest Day of the Year&#8221;! Of course, those celebrating clearly do NOT have children on Christmas break, already fighting and bickering and making mama wanna cancel Christmas. Which is in 4 days. And for which I am SO NOT READY YET&#8230; Last minute shopper? You betcha. What do YOU want for Christmas?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If only I had the money, the time, and someone else to set it up for me &#8211; i&#8217;d still TOTALLY do this to my house&#8230; The Perfect Neighbor would just LOVE me, then, hm? (cackles!) Or maybe even something more traditional&#8230; In other news &#8211; the pup got herself a participation ribbon, AND a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1322","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-myriad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1322","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1322"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1322\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1324,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1322\/revisions\/1324"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1322"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1322"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1322"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}