{"id":133,"date":"2005-01-04T19:10:57","date_gmt":"2005-01-05T04:10:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2005\/01\/04\/happy-happy\/"},"modified":"2005-01-04T19:10:57","modified_gmt":"2005-01-05T04:10:57","slug":"happy-happy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2005\/01\/04\/happy-happy\/","title":{"rendered":"HAPPY HAPPY!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh. Yes. Much. Happy! OMG. Who cares that the heat was gone last night and I gotta come up with the cash to pay for it on top of what I already owe dad (I haven&#8217;t forgotten, honest. *sigh* Just&#8230; things. you know. gah. a week from Friday, I swear.) and everything else that&#8217;s going on and shit&#8230;.<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nBut see &#8211; today was a very big day! One of my favorite Author&#8217;s, Terry Goodkind, released the next in his Sword of Truth seriest today. <i>Chainfire<\/i> is the 9th book, and the first of a Trilogy that will bring the entire series to a close. This is bittersweet, of course, as no one wants to see it end, but knows it will have too eventually, that kind of thing. <\/p>\n<p>ANYWAY.<\/p>\n<p>Two days ago, Terry Goodkind gave the guy who runs his website a message for us avid fans. He had signed 7000+ books, and rather then give them at book signings and such, he had them randomly distributed over the US &#8211; so no one knew where they were going, and everyone had a rather sporting chance to find one (no matter how some people are bitching that there aren&#8217;t any in their areas. Christ. buncha whiners!)<\/p>\n<p>Now, 100 of these are signed in green ink instead of red, and 10 of them have Wizard&#8217;s ninth rule hand written in them (and numbered) and one has a very special message that no one knows what it is yet  &#8211; as its not been found.<\/p>\n<p>So I&#8217;m watching the website and seeing people find them, and other bitching because they couldn&#8217;t, and some complaining that some stores seemed to have tons, while others had none at all.. bitch bitch moan complain. *snort* So I finally made a post&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>There is no &#8216;real&#8217; bookstore in my town. The sistercity has a very small one, but they can&#8217;t even ORDER one until the release date, and it takes a week. The closest bookstore to me is 3 hour drive (one way!) away through snow-covered slushy icey mountain pass. So be glad that you CAN go to 3 and 4 cities and multiple stores to look for these books.. at least you get to hunt. I&#8217;d be happy just to have the book &#8211; period. Signed or not.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Heh. I then had to explain that I lived in Alaska, and such. So &#8211; knowing it wasn&#8217;t going to happen, I called the small bookstore here to see if they happened to have the book. They didn&#8217;t of course, but would order it. I told them I&#8217;d call back when I had the money in hand (2 weeks from now.)<\/p>\n<p>And then, on a whim, I called Barnes and Noble in Anchorage and asked A, a very nice gal, if they had the book. They did. WHOOT! Then. I asked THE question&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p>Any signed ones?<\/p>\n<p>And she said&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yes, actually. we have 3 left.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>OMFG! So I started to droll a little, and wriggle a little and she said&#8230; &#8220;Let me go make sure, and then we&#8217;ll hold it for you..&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>And I was speachless and gibbering all at the same time and stammering my excitement&#8230; She checked them all to see if there were any green or special ones, but they were all red, which i ASSURED her hastily that it was perfectly fine for me, i didn&#8217;t even expect them to have the BOOK yet, let alone have gotten and had some signed copies left. She chuckled and said she&#8217;d hold it for me for three days&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>So I called Christa immediately, and begged and promised to pay her back later, and pleaded, and she said &#8220;Sure! I&#8217;ll go get it for you at 6:30 tonight&#8230;&#8221; and she&#8217;s gonna mail it to me too, so that I can hold it in my little hands and read it most carefully&#8230; can you believe it?<\/p>\n<p>I! here! in ALASKA! in the middle of NO WHERE! have a SIGNED FIRST EDITION of Terry Goodkind&#8217;s new release, <i>Chainfire<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>OMFG. I&#8217;m SO HAPPY!<\/p>\n<p>*beams*<\/p>\n<p>and Miss A, at Barnes and Noble, has my undying love and grattitude in ways that are not at all smarmy or sweaty or vulgar. (unless Christa tells me she&#8217;s CUTE to boot, and then well, no promises. hee.)<\/p>\n<p>*bo-pounces!*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh. Yes. Much. Happy! OMG. Who cares that the heat was gone last night and I gotta come up with the cash to pay for it on top of what I already owe dad (I haven&#8217;t forgotten, honest. *sigh* Just&#8230; things. you know. gah. a week from Friday, I swear.) and everything else that&#8217;s going [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-133","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-myriad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/133","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=133"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/133\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=133"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=133"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=133"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}