{"id":1358,"date":"2009-01-31T22:16:59","date_gmt":"2009-02-01T06:16:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/?p=1358"},"modified":"2009-01-31T22:16:59","modified_gmt":"2009-02-01T06:16:59","slug":"gee-i-love-it-when-im-right","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2009\/01\/31\/gee-i-love-it-when-im-right\/","title":{"rendered":"Gee, I love it when I&#8217;m right&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;I&#8217;ve been saying this for YEARS.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cbsnews.com\/stories\/2009\/01\/31\/earlyshow\/health\/main4766105.shtml?source=RSSattr=TheEarlyShow_4766105\">Dirt is Not The Enemy!<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Things are gearing up for another meet around here, and the kids are requesting that my &#8220;normal looking hair, auntie! wth?!&#8221; be dyed to match, so I&#8217;ve gotta make me a stop into the beauty shop and pick up some colors. The things I do for those kids!<\/p>\n<p>Oh yeah, and there&#8217;s the tiny little matter of Mt. Redoubt about to erupt. But ya know, that&#8217;s no big thing. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>(that&#8217;s where TBF started stuttering. Right there. Ha!)<\/p>\n<p>I should go to the store and do the whole &#8220;disaster plan&#8221; thing. Eventually&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>how&#8217;s things with ya&#8217;ll?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;I&#8217;ve been saying this for YEARS. Dirt is Not The Enemy! Things are gearing up for another meet around here, and the kids are requesting that my &#8220;normal looking hair, auntie! wth?!&#8221; be dyed to match, so I&#8217;ve gotta make me a stop into the beauty shop and pick up some colors. The things I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1358","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-myriad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1358","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1358"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1358\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1359,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1358\/revisions\/1359"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1358"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1358"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1358"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}