{"id":1382,"date":"2009-03-23T01:31:13","date_gmt":"2009-03-23T09:31:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/?p=1382"},"modified":"2009-03-23T01:31:13","modified_gmt":"2009-03-23T09:31:13","slug":"that-pesky-volcano","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2009\/03\/23\/that-pesky-volcano\/","title":{"rendered":"That Pesky Volcano!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Hey, guess what?! Redoubt erupted just before midnight Alaska time. Currently the ashcloud is headed north of us – hopefully it’ll continue on that track. We’re fine! don’t panic! I checked the “eruption preparedness list” and discovered I have a non-electric can opener (..number 6 on the list…), so we’re totally golden!<\/p>\n

What about numbers 1-5?
\nShhhh. Nana probably has that. And I stopped reading after discovering I had number 6!
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So – Me and my can opener will be over here watching the pretty sky. Don’t worry! We’ll be fine! <\/p>\n

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Srsly – don’t worry. It’s really not a big deal. But if you’re worried, you can keep track of things here: http:\/\/www.ktuu.com\/Global\/category.asp?C=159292&nav=menu510_2_2<\/p>\n

Just don’t go to KTVA.com, because their late night emergancy reporter? HAS WAY SCARY EYEBROWS! SRSLY! I wanna like.. email him and tell him to FIX THEM OMFG. See?<\/p>\n

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And what’s worse? is they’ve been recently manscaped? So they no longer have that little curve. I wanna like, reach through the screen and pluck the catepillers off his face. OMG. YEah, stick with KTUU.com. Cuz. AAAAAAAAAAYIIIII! his eyebrows are gonna EAT ME!!!!!<\/p>\n

You know me, I like to focus on the important things during a “crisis”. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Hey, guess what?! Redoubt erupted just before midnight Alaska time. Currently the ashcloud is headed north of us – hopefully it’ll continue on that track. We’re fine! don’t panic! I checked the “eruption preparedness list” and discovered I have a non-electric can opener (..number 6 on the list…), so we’re totally golden! What about numbers […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[121],"tags":[122],"class_list":["post-1382","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-aaaaaaalaska","tag-volcanos"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1382","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1382"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1382\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1383,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1382\/revisions\/1383"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1382"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1382"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1382"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}