{"id":145,"date":"2005-01-26T09:16:14","date_gmt":"2005-01-26T18:16:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2005\/01\/26\/what-a-novelmeme\/"},"modified":"2005-01-26T09:16:14","modified_gmt":"2005-01-26T18:16:14","slug":"what-a-novelmeme","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2005\/01\/26\/what-a-novelmeme\/","title":{"rendered":"What a novel&#8230;meme."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Whereupon you learn just how boring and uneducated I can be&#8230; hee.<\/p>\n<p><b>Hardback or Paperback?<\/b><br \/>\nDoesn&#8217;t matter. I devour them both.<\/p>\n<p><b>Highlight or Underline?<\/b><br \/>\nNeither in the books &#8211; we&#8217;re talking sell back value people! That and I can never find a highlighter when I need one. IN general, if it MUST be, it&#8217;s usually underlined.<\/p>\n<p><b>Lewis or Tolkien?<\/b><br \/>\nI&#8217;m probably the biggest dweeb in the world, but I&#8217;ve never read Tolkien.<\/p>\n<p><b>E.B. White or A.A. Milne?<\/b><br \/>\nErm. Should I admit I had to look up who these people were? Hey! Quit laughing &#8211; Some days I can&#8217;t remember my OWN name. heh. Ah &#8211; Charlotte&#8217;s Web, vs. Pooh. Sorry &#8211; it&#8217;s all about Eeyore, man. Though I love CHarlotte&#8217;s web too.<\/p>\n<p><b>T.S. Eliot or e.e. cummings?<\/b><br \/>\n*scratches head* Um.<\/p>\n<p><b>Stephen King or Dean Koontz?<\/b><br \/>\nI like them both, but for me, since an english teacher handed me <i>It<\/i> in highschool, it&#8217;s all about King, baybee. We&#8217;ve a sick twisted relationship, the King and I.  Course, I&#8217;ve still never forgiven my cousin for sitting behind King and his wife in a movie theater and not bothering to get his autograph for me. Asshole.<\/p>\n<p><b>Barnes &#038; Noble or Borders?<\/b><br \/>\nDoesn&#8217;t matter &#8211; closest one of either to me is 3 hours and a slippery mountain pass away.<\/p>\n<p><b>Waldenbooks or B. Dalton?<\/b><br \/>\nthe fucks b. dalton? And see above for Walden.<\/p>\n<p><b>Amazon or Powell?s?<\/b><br \/>\nThe fuck&#8217;s powells? Amazon, baybee.<\/p>\n<p><b>Fantasy or Science Fiction?<\/b><br \/>\nFantasy, baybee, followed with healthy doses of Sci-Fi.<\/p>\n<p><b>Horror or Suspense?<\/b><br \/>\nBoth! Dammit, I like my horror suspenseful!<\/p>\n<p><b>Bookmark or Dogear?<\/b><br \/>\nAh &#8211; the cause of much marital discord! dogear, much to The Asshole&#8217;s HORROR and eternal consternation.  Whew, and when I leave a book open, face down on the counter? I swear, he thinks it&#8217;s grounds for divorce. hee. He&#8217;s one of those weirdo&#8217;s that won&#8217;t crack the spine to get the book open far enough to read comfortably either&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><b>Hemingway or Faulkner?<\/b><br \/>\n&#8230;&#8230;longwinded high falutin&#8217;&#8230; never make it through either easily.<\/p>\n<p><b>Fitzgerald or Steinbeck?<\/b><br \/>\nErm. See above.<\/p>\n<p><b>John Irving or John Updike?<\/b><br \/>\nWho?<\/p>\n<p><b>Homer or Plato?<\/b><br \/>\nGAH. Can&#8217;t I have Goodkind, Heinlein and McCaffrey instead?<\/p>\n<p><b>Geoffrey Chaucer or Edmund Spenser?<\/b><br \/>\nagain&#8230; see above. *makes face*<\/p>\n<p><b>Pen or Pencil?<\/b><br \/>\nWhatevers closest at hand. Oddly, I find my handwriting better when I use a pencil &#8211; no pressure, because it can be easily erased I guess.<\/p>\n<p><b>Looseleaf or Notebook?<\/b><br \/>\nNotebook &#8211; unless of course I&#8217;m just sitting here at my desk, and then? It&#8217;s all about the post-its baybee. I got them super sticky, multicolored jobbies all OVER the place.<\/p>\n<p><b>Alphabetize: By Author or By Title?<\/b><br \/>\nHAHAHAHAHAH! We just throw em on a shelf. Except for my Goodkind- he sits right here on my desk next to me.<\/p>\n<p><b>Novella or Epic<\/b><br \/>\nEpics! THough nothing beats a quick bathroom break Novella. heh.<\/p>\n<p><b>Fiction or Non-fiction?<\/b><br \/>\nFiction, totally, all the way. If I want reality, I can just look out my front door &#8211; shit that&#8217;s seen there is stranger then any fiction for sure.<\/p>\n<p><b>Historical Biography or Historical Romance?<\/b><br \/>\nRomance. Sorry &#8211; give me light and fluffy.<\/p>\n<p><b>A Few Pages per Sitting or Finish at Least a Chapter?<\/b><br \/>\nAll about the chapters. And being late for something because there&#8217;s just a few more pages left and it&#8217;s THAT good&#8230; And I&#8217;m all about getting zero sleep to finish a really good book too.<\/p>\n<p><b>Buy or borrow?<\/b><br \/>\nSteal. Just kidding. heh. Buy when I can, borrow when I can&#8217;t. I&#8217;m a big re-reader, I want my books HERE all the time so I can just pick them up and reread my favorites whenever I want.<\/p>\n<p><b>Book Reviews or Word of Mouth?<\/b><br \/>\nBoth, but I trust word of mouth more.<\/p>\n<p><b>Audio or Hardcopy<\/b><br \/>\nHardcopy &#8211; i cannot &#8216;listen&#8217; to a book! the voice throws me off, and then puts me to sleep.<\/p>\n<p><b>Screen (computer, PDA, etc) or Hardcopy<\/b><br \/>\nFor reading anything longer then blogsized entries &#8211; hardcopy. Too much reading online makes my eyes go all squiggly&#8230;. though I do it all the time. *L* No wonder I need to get a new perscription for me glasses, hm?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Whereupon you learn just how boring and uneducated I can be&#8230; hee. Hardback or Paperback? Doesn&#8217;t matter. I devour them both. Highlight or Underline? Neither in the books &#8211; we&#8217;re talking sell back value people! 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