{"id":150,"date":"2005-02-01T23:57:32","date_gmt":"2005-02-02T08:57:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2005\/02\/01\/mother-of-the-year\/"},"modified":"2005-02-01T23:57:32","modified_gmt":"2005-02-02T08:57:32","slug":"mother-of-the-year","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2005\/02\/01\/mother-of-the-year\/","title":{"rendered":"Mother of the year!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Forget Dooce<\/a> and SJ<\/a> and Y<\/a> too! – I’ll be taking that Mother of the Year award right about now, thank ya very much.<\/p>\n

Why? Why you say? That’s easy. The rules are – always make sure your child brushes her teeth before bed. Never let her go to sleep with anything in her mouth – especially anything sugary or risk cavities of doom or worse, choking, yup. <\/p>\n

I give you – exhibit A.<\/p>\n

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Yes. That is a candy cane. A sweet tarts candy cane. In puke green and neon orange\/red colors. She might gain weight you say? Oh NO!<\/p>\n

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She obviously falls asleep before she ever finishes eating anything. Lookit how skinny she is! Skin and bones! disgusting, I tell ya. So polish up that award eh?<\/p>\n

And in the “too cute for words” catagory, I give you three winners! yes! three!<\/p>\n

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Such! Cuteness! Surely inducing more tooth decay then that candy cane, don’t you think? *heh*<\/p>\n

Pup had her Winter Program tonight<\/a> as well. Click for pictures of her in all her tie dye cuteness. <\/p>\n

In other news – working on a new graphic art piece – it’ll actually be 7 pieces in one – or 7 seperate pieces that are part of a group. Not sure how it’ll work just yet. *L* depends on how the color schemes all work together in the end. It’s currently titled “Seven Deadly Sins” – so far I’ve got one piece completed\/nearing completion. You can see it here: Lust<\/a>. Lemme know whatcha think. *g*<\/p>\n

S’all for me, for now. Hasta pasta!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Forget Dooce and SJ and Y too! – I’ll be taking that Mother of the Year award right about now, thank ya very much. Why? Why you say? That’s easy. The rules are – always make sure your child brushes her teeth before bed. Never let her go to sleep with anything in her mouth […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-150","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-myriad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/150","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=150"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/150\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=150"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=150"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=150"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}