{"id":1539,"date":"2009-05-26T13:25:33","date_gmt":"2009-05-26T21:25:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/parentingteensblog.net\/?p=38"},"modified":"2009-05-26T13:25:33","modified_gmt":"2009-05-26T21:25:33","slug":"kidnapped-sorta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2009\/05\/26\/kidnapped-sorta\/","title":{"rendered":"Kidnapped! (..sorta!)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.parentingteensblog.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/readin.jpg\" align=\"left\" \/>\tI haven&#8217;t seen my daughter for THREE days.<\/p>\n<p>Ok, so that&#8217;s not ENTIRELY true. I&#8217;ve seen her, but only in passing and never her full face. And I know exactly who is to blame.<\/p>\n<p>Edward Cullen.<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t pretend you don&#8217;t know who he is! EVERYONE knows who he is. The movie version of him passes through my feed reader 87 times a day. (Which makes me want scream. Ugh. Some men make scruffy appealing. He ain&#8217;t one of them. ) Which means, of course, that the real blame falls on Stephenie Meyer, and the Twilight series of books. I say series, because the reason I haven&#8217;t seen Peppermist, is that she&#8217;s devoured the first 2.5 books over the past three days.<\/p>\n<p>Part of me is proud, of course, because back in the day trying to get my kids to read involved things like hot pokers, water torture, threats and tears &#8211; mostly on my part. I was certain that they&#8217;d NEVER read, that they&#8217;d hate it with every fiber of their being. When the switch flipped in their head though, and words started making sense, they all discovered a love of the written word. They&#8217;ve never looked back.<\/p>\n<p>Which is why I haven&#8217;t seen my daughter for THREE DAYS &#8211; unless it&#8217;s with a book in front of her face. The sun is shining, and she&#8217;s curled up in the corner of her bed with Edward and Bella. Finally, I had to grab the first one and see what all the hullaballu is about. I&#8217;ve heard the trash talk, I&#8217;ve heard the massive amounts of praise, I haven&#8217;t bothered to see the movie (Betcha I&#8217;m gonna have to NOW), etc. So I picked up Peppermist&#8217;s copy of Twilight, and started to read.<\/p>\n<p>And I get both sides &#8211; I can see where some would call Meyer a talentless hack, but I also see the appeal of her story too, from a very teenage point of view. (Because inside my head, I&#8217;m still 16. Or 12. What-EV-er.) Her style is not very &#8220;grown up&#8221; but it IS engaging, and she does tell her story well in her own way. Edward Cullen is not the typical Vampire we&#8217;ve come to expect from horror stories, but Bella very much is a typical outcast teen. Maybe my understanding comes from years of playing &#8216;against the stereotype&#8217; characters in various Roleplay venues (yes, my geek is showing), but I get it.  I&#8217;m only halfway through the first book (&#8230;I don&#8217;t have 3 days off to do nothing but read like Peppermist!) but I can get why Meyer has legions of fans to go hand in hand with her critics. I also finally know where the Lamb\/Lion quote comes from. (I&#8217;ll be happy if I never have to hear it again, too!)<\/p>\n<p>I still can&#8217;t get the appeal of Pattinson, but that&#8217;s OK. Maybe the movie will change my mind. Maybe he&#8217;ll&#8230; I dunno, wash or something. And maybe? Just maybe&#8230; I&#8217;ll see Peppermist again soon.  Now if you&#8217;ll excuse me, I have to go see why they wait for a thunderstorm to play baseball, and if they brought a snack.<\/p>\n<p>..what?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I haven&#8217;t seen my daughter for THREE days. Ok, so that&#8217;s not ENTIRELY true. I&#8217;ve seen her, but only in passing and never her full face. And I know exactly who is to blame. Edward Cullen. Don&#8217;t pretend you don&#8217;t know who he is! EVERYONE knows who he is. The movie version of him passes [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[140],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1539","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daughters"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1539","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1539"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1539\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1539"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1539"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1539"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}