{"id":1613,"date":"2009-09-17T08:53:08","date_gmt":"2009-09-17T16:53:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/parentingteensblog.net\/?p=425"},"modified":"2009-09-17T08:53:08","modified_gmt":"2009-09-17T16:53:08","slug":"oh-b","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2009\/09\/17\/oh-b\/","title":{"rendered":"Oh, B&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>B:<\/strong> I don&#8217;t get it &#8211; what&#8217;s her name?<br \/>\n<strong>Me:<\/strong> Barbara Padilla (pa-dee-ah)<br \/>\n<strong>B:<\/strong> but it&#8217;s spelled with two L&#8217;s!<br \/>\n<strong>Me:<\/strong> it&#8217;s Spanish.<br \/>\n<strong>B:<\/strong> What&#8217;s that got to do with anything?<br \/>\n<strong>Me:<\/strong> How do you spell Tortilla?<br \/>\n<strong>B:<\/strong> t-o-r-t-i-l-l-a. Why?<br \/>\n<strong>Me:<\/strong> (Pointed look. Waits.)<br \/>\n<strong>B:<\/strong> Wha&#8230; OH! Never mind.<br \/>\n<strong>Me:<\/strong> Hahahahahhaha!<br \/>\n<strong>B: <\/strong>(laughing) Shut up!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>B: I don&#8217;t get it &#8211; what&#8217;s her name? Me: Barbara Padilla (pa-dee-ah) B: but it&#8217;s spelled with two L&#8217;s! Me: it&#8217;s Spanish. B: What&#8217;s that got to do with anything? Me: How do you spell Tortilla? B: t-o-r-t-i-l-l-a. Why? Me: (Pointed look. Waits.) B: Wha&#8230; OH! Never mind. Me: Hahahahahhaha! B: (laughing) Shut up!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1613","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-asides"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1613","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1613"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1613\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1613"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1613"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1613"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}