…hold me.<\/p>\n
She’s bouncing off the walls of course.\nPup: LOOK! Here’s how to put it together. Grab this, put it here.\nMe: wow. Detailed. How long did that take you to learn?\nPup: twenty minutes! (she’s kidding, of course)<\/p>\n
Pup: Wanna know how to mouth it?\nMe: You already know how to be mouthy.\nPup: MOM! It’s easy. You make a fart noise. The boys caught on REAL fast.\nMe: of course they did.\nPup: LISTEN!\nMe: WHAT? I CANT HEAR ANYMORE ON ACCOUNT OF THE LOUD TRUMPET NOISE!<\/p>\n
…is this what they meant by the coming of the Apocalypse being heralded by a trumpet?<\/p>\n
Pup: I GOT SPIT ON MY LEG! GROSS.<\/p>\n
Pup: When I went over to play for Grandpa? He covered the end of my Trumpet! He was playing with me but (fake cries) it made me so SAD (giggles)<\/p>\n
Me: don’t they have silencers or something?\nPUP: MOOOOOOOOOOOM. Hey! Mom! Don’t you dare put that on Parenting Teens! OMG you ARE putting it on the INTERNETS! I’ll be FAMOUS! I mean..HEY! I’m not a Teen!<\/p>\n
Me: This is in case I don’t let you live long enough to OFFICIALLY count as a teen. For instance, if you blow that thing in my ear one more time…<\/p>\n
…help me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
…hold me. She’s bouncing off the walls of course. Pup: LOOK! Here’s how to put it together. Grab this, put it here. Me: wow. Detailed. How long did that take you to learn? Pup: twenty minutes! (she’s kidding, of course) Pup: Wanna know how to mouth it? Me: You already know how to be mouthy. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[145,171],"tags":[196,260,266,295],"class_list":["post-1617","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-extra-curricular-activities","category-pre-teens","tag-band","tag-omghelpme","tag-preteen","tag-trumpet"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1617","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1617"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1617\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1617"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1617"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1617"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}