{"id":1627,"date":"2009-09-26T19:32:34","date_gmt":"2009-09-27T03:32:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/parentingteensblog.net\/?p=458"},"modified":"2009-09-26T19:32:34","modified_gmt":"2009-09-27T03:32:34","slug":"on-becoming-a-girly-girl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2009\/09\/26\/on-becoming-a-girly-girl\/","title":{"rendered":"On becoming a girly-girl&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Peppermist: <\/strong>It&#8217;s an EMERGENCY!<br \/>\n<strong>Me:<\/strong> What?!<br \/>\n<strong>Peppermist:<\/strong> I NEED MAKEUP! Mascara and Eyeliner, STAT!<br \/>\n<strong>Me:<\/strong>&#8230;you don&#8217;t wear makeup!<br \/>\n<strong>Peppermist:<\/strong> Thus, the EMERGENCY! Coach said we had too. What do I DO? What is this &#8216;smokey eye&#8217; thing they keep talking about?<br \/>\n<strong>Me:<\/strong>&#8230; have we met? How would I know?! -I- don&#8217;t wear makeup either!<br \/>\n<strong>Peppermist:<\/strong> GAWD. I feel like such a GIRL.<br \/>\n<strong>Me:<\/strong>&#8230;want some heels?<br \/>\n<strong>Peppermist: <\/strong>MOM!<br \/>\n<strong>Me:<\/strong> Bee Tee Double-U? You totally have cleavage in that shirt.<br \/>\n<strong>Peppermist:<\/strong> SHUT UP! I DO NOT.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Peppermist: It&#8217;s an EMERGENCY! Me: What?! Peppermist: I NEED MAKEUP! Mascara and Eyeliner, STAT! Me:&#8230;you don&#8217;t wear makeup! Peppermist: Thus, the EMERGENCY! Coach said we had too. What do I DO? What is this &#8216;smokey eye&#8217; thing they keep talking about? Me:&#8230; have we met? How would I know?! -I- don&#8217;t wear makeup either! Peppermist: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1627","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-asides"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1627","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1627"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1627\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1627"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1627"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1627"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}