The Boy arrives home from work, and says oh so blandly:<\/p>\n
The Boy:<\/strong> I don’t know why Z got so worked up the first time he was stopped by the cops. It’s really not that stressful. The Boy arrives home from work, and says oh so blandly: The Boy: I don’t know why Z got so worked up the first time he was stopped by the cops. It’s really not that stressful. Me: ….wait, what?! Boy: Oh nothing… Me: (repeating, in case he missed the first time where I meant DETAILS […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1643","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-asides"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1643","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1643"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1643\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1643"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1643"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1643"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nMe:<\/strong> ….wait, what?!
\nBoy:<\/strong> Oh nothing…
\nMe:<\/strong> (repeating, in case he missed the first time where I meant DETAILS BOY!) …wait, WHAT?!
\nBoy: <\/strong>You know my tail light still isn’t working right. Just a warning, not even a fix it ticket. He was just letting me know. Cop followed me for halfway home before he stopped me, though. Sheesh.
\nMe:<\/strong> Well, at least you were doing the speed limit then.
\nBoy:<\/strong> …yeah. We’ll go with that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"