{"id":1681,"date":"2009-11-06T08:41:15","date_gmt":"2009-11-06T17:41:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/parentingteensblog.net\/?p=574"},"modified":"2009-11-06T08:41:15","modified_gmt":"2009-11-06T17:41:15","slug":"the-next-american-idol","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2009\/11\/06\/the-next-american-idol\/","title":{"rendered":"The next American Idol!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday, in the quiet of my home, I spotted her. She slunk about in the shadows, hoping to keep her face hidden, while belting out her and her friends rewrite to the smash hit <em>I believe I can Fly<\/em> into a properly teenage girl emo gigglefest called <em>I believe I can die<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>I was able to capture just a couple verses of this performance, as she suddenly became camera shy. She also rolled her eyes when I had the audacity to ask &#8220;&#8230;swirly twirls?!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><center><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/-fEyczYpj6A&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/-fEyczYpj6A&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><\/embed><\/object><\/center>.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/parentingteensblog.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/AmericanIdol-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"AmericanIdol\" title=\"AmericanIdol\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" class=\"alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-575\" \/>Clearly, I am not Cool enough to understand the logic behind being shot with mystical items that rhyme, by the FBI. I am, however, cool enough to have flipped the camera settings over to get this shot of the performer in question to the right. Like most American Idol contestants &#8211; she really gives her all into every performance &#8211; so Let&#8217;s Hear it for the Girl!<\/p>\n<p>(&#8230;aaaaaaaaaaaw let&#8217;s give the girl a haaaaaaaand! Let&#8217;s hear it for my BABY&#8230; you know you gotta understaaaaaaaaeeeaaaaeeeeaaand&#8230; oh oh oh maybe she&#8217;s no romeo, but she&#8217;s my lovin one girl show, ooooooooooeeeeOOOOOOOOOOOOO oooooooOOOOOOOOOh let&#8217;s hear it for the giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirl!)<\/p>\n<p>PS: &#8230;I have NO idea where Peppermist gets this singing quirk. None.<\/p>\n<p>PPS: You&#8217;re welcome for the earworm, Nana!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday, in the quiet of my home, I spotted her. She slunk about in the shadows, hoping to keep her face hidden, while belting out her and her friends rewrite to the smash hit I believe I can Fly into a properly teenage girl emo gigglefest called I believe I can die. I was able [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[140,14],"tags":[38,333,261,277],"class_list":["post-1681","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daughters","category-nablopomo","tag-fun","tag-nablopomo-9","tag-peppermist","tag-singng"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1681","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1681"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1681\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1681"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1681"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1681"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}