{"id":1750,"date":"2009-12-21T23:28:21","date_gmt":"2009-12-22T08:28:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/parentingteensblog.net\/?p=720"},"modified":"2009-12-21T23:28:21","modified_gmt":"2009-12-22T08:28:21","slug":"you-were-what","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2009\/12\/21\/you-were-what\/","title":{"rendered":"You were what?"},"content":{"rendered":"

So, my son, while he was still driving my car a couple days ago (His truck is fixed now, WHEEE! Well, mostly. It was making an odd noise when the Boy left for work… anyway) I got this GIDDY call from my sister.<\/p>\n

Her: I’m TELLIN!
\nMe:…tellin what? (damn, what did I do?
\nHer: Did your son call you?
\nMe: …. nooooooooo (oh shit, what did HE do now…)
\nHer: he just called Uncle to pull him out of the DITCH!
\nMe: ….in MY CAR?<\/p>\n

So yes. The boy had gone around the corner, and in his typical fashion (I imagine) was “drifting” (though I’ve TOLD him that drifting is done on PAVEMENT<\/a> not snow – what they do is SLIDING) and put himself in the ditch. At least, that’s what I assumed. I also figured that he wouldn’t call and fess up, because his daddy? NEVER would have.<\/p>\n

He surprised me.<\/p>\n

Boy: So… has your car been in the ditch yet?
\nMe: Not while I’VE been driving it..
\nBoy: CRAP. Auntie tattled, didn’t she.
\nMe; Oh yes she did.<\/p>\n

Now, the boy’s story is this: He was minding his own business, driving down the middle of the road and SUDDENLY AND HE DOESN’T KNOW HOW OR WHY he was in the ditch, and unable to get out, even with my 4×4.<\/p>\n

Umhm. He still sticking to the story too. Uncle pulled him out, he got to work on time, and I forgot about it really, until Auntie and I went shopping together today and I went and picked her up. And she pointed out the tire tracks. Now, I’m not gonna continue to tell the boy that _I_ think he was “drifting” and slid too far, because he knows. However, I WILL give you the following evidence and let you decide yourself.<\/p>\n

Observe:<\/p>\n

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Now, sure. SOME of those tracks are from the Truck that pulled him out. HOWEVER, please note the width of the road:<\/p>\n

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Ummmmmmmmhmmmmmm.
\nI rest my case.<\/p>\n

You, my darling son, can tell me whatever ya like – but you been BUSTED.<\/p>\n

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So, my son, while he was still driving my car a couple days ago (His truck is fixed now, WHEEE! Well, mostly. It was making an odd noise when the Boy left for work… anyway) I got this GIDDY call from my sister. Her: I’m TELLIN! Me:…tellin what? (damn, what did I do? Her: Did […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[124,142,180],"tags":[202,218,221,699,278,35],"class_list":["post-1750","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-adolescence","category-driving","category-sons","tag-busted","tag-ditch","tag-drifting","tag-driving","tag-snow","tag-teenagers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1750","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1750"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1750\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1750"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1750"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1750"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}