{"id":1762,"date":"2010-01-01T10:39:13","date_gmt":"2010-01-01T19:39:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/parentingteensblog.net\/?p=757"},"modified":"2010-01-01T10:39:13","modified_gmt":"2010-01-01T19:39:13","slug":"on-the-new-year","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2010\/01\/01\/on-the-new-year\/","title":{"rendered":"on the new year&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>The Pup:<\/strong> WHAT? I didn&#8217;t get to watch the ball drop?<br \/>\n<strong>Me:<\/strong> you fell asleep, and I tried to wake you up.<br \/>\n<strong>Pup:<\/strong> AND they drank the rest of my pepsi? I HATE ALL OF YOU! (stompstompstompDOORSLAMtears)<br \/>\n<strong>Me:<\/strong> First Hormonal PreTeen Tantrum of the Year: 10:01 am. It can only get better from here, right? RIGHT!?!?!???<\/p>\n<p>Happy New Year!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Pup: WHAT? I didn&#8217;t get to watch the ball drop? Me: you fell asleep, and I tried to wake you up. Pup: AND they drank the rest of my pepsi? I HATE ALL OF YOU! (stompstompstompDOORSLAMtears) Me: First Hormonal PreTeen Tantrum of the Year: 10:01 am. It can only get better from here, right? [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1762","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-asides"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1762","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1762"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1762\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1762"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1762"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1762"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}