{"id":1771,"date":"2010-01-11T18:38:43","date_gmt":"2010-01-12T03:38:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/parentingteensblog.net\/?p=778"},"modified":"2010-01-11T18:38:43","modified_gmt":"2010-01-12T03:38:43","slug":"on-sex-ed-with-tweens","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2010\/01\/11\/on-sex-ed-with-tweens\/","title":{"rendered":"on sex ed with Tweens&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Bug:<\/strong> I love cupcakes more than ANYTHING.<br \/>\n<strong>Pup:<\/strong> You gonna MARRY a cupcake?<br \/>\n<strong>Me:<\/strong> An&#8217; have lil cupcake babies!<br \/>\n<strong>Pup:<\/strong> gonna marry a GIANT cupcake, so the babies be normal cupcake size!<br \/>\n<strong>Bug:<\/strong> Yup! Though <em>it<\/em> might make them taste funny&#8230;<br \/>\n<strong>Me:<\/strong> &#8230;. wait, what might make it&#8230; Oh. My. Gawd!<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;Yes, he clarified. And I&#8217;ll never look at a cupcake the same way again. Thanks Bug.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bug: I love cupcakes more than ANYTHING. Pup: You gonna MARRY a cupcake? Me: An&#8217; have lil cupcake babies! Pup: gonna marry a GIANT cupcake, so the babies be normal cupcake size! Bug: Yup! Though it might make them taste funny&#8230; Me: &#8230;. wait, what might make it&#8230; Oh. My. Gawd! &#8230;Yes, he clarified. And [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1771","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-asides"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1771","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1771"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1771\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1771"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1771"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1771"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}