{"id":1786,"date":"2010-02-08T15:06:55","date_gmt":"2010-02-09T00:06:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/parentingteensblog.net\/?p=824"},"modified":"2010-02-08T15:06:55","modified_gmt":"2010-02-09T00:06:55","slug":"on-school-trips-and-internet-friends","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2010\/02\/08\/on-school-trips-and-internet-friends\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8230;on school trips and internet friends"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Me:<\/strong> HEY! Internet Friend! The HS band is on its way to Miami on Wednesday!<br \/>\n<strong>Internet Friend:<\/strong> Sweet!<br \/>\n<strong>Me:<\/strong> yeah, so, all of the punishments for rule-breaking involve &#8220;sent home at parent&#8217;s expense&#8221; and since, ya know, i don&#8217;t HAVE any spare expense? I just told Peppermist if she fucks up, she was staying in Florida with you.<br \/>\n<strong>Internet Friend:<\/strong>&#8230; I hope to god you were kidding&#8230;<br \/>\n<strong>Me:<\/strong> &#8230;.why would I kid about something like that *wide eyed*<br \/>\n<strong>Peppermist:<\/strong> but I thought your internet friends LOVED ME? TEAR!<br \/>\n<strong>Internet Friend:<\/strong>&#8230;I have one 58 alcoholic child to deal with. I don&#8217;t think I could handle another.<br \/>\n<strong>Peppermist:<\/strong> but I&#8217;m not an alcoholic! &#8230;..most of the time.<br \/>\n<strong>Internet Friend:<\/strong>  0.0<br \/>\n<strong>Me:<\/strong> &#8230;guess who she gets her sense of humor from&#8230;<br \/>\n<strong>Internet Friend:<\/strong> &#8230;oh boy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Me: HEY! Internet Friend! The HS band is on its way to Miami on Wednesday! Internet Friend: Sweet! Me: yeah, so, all of the punishments for rule-breaking involve &#8220;sent home at parent&#8217;s expense&#8221; and since, ya know, i don&#8217;t HAVE any spare expense? I just told Peppermist if she fucks up, she was staying in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1786","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-asides"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1786","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1786"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1786\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1786"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1786"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1786"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}