{"id":1789,"date":"2010-02-15T08:06:21","date_gmt":"2010-02-15T16:06:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/parentingteensblog.net\/?p=828"},"modified":"2010-09-13T14:52:49","modified_gmt":"2010-09-13T22:52:49","slug":"from-florida-with-love","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2010\/02\/15\/from-florida-with-love\/","title":{"rendered":"From Florida, with love.."},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>So, by all accounts the Band is having a SPLENDID time in Florida. Of course, I’ve only the OH SO GIDDY hundreds of text messages to go by, but I’m pretty sure it’s a safe bet that if Peppermist could somehow live in Miami and Alaska at the same time? She totally would.<\/p>\n

Observe:<\/p>\n

Peppermist: <\/strong>OH! HEY! I’m in FLORIDA! ooooooooh lookit the pretty lights… SHINY.<\/p>\n

Peppermist:<\/strong> HAPPY ME! We walked in a THUNDERSTORM. Real rain, mama! Lightening and thunder! Next to a highway! Kept getting splashed! Three miles! I’m DRENCHED! I LOVE THE RAIN!<\/p>\n

Peppermist: <\/strong>Two Words. COLLEGE BOYS.
\nMe:<\/strong> One word. DEAD.<\/p>\n

Peppermist:<\/strong> College student walked by on phone – all we heard was “It’s fuckin’ DIAGONAL!” HAHAHHHAHAHA!
\nMe:<\/strong> O_o.<\/p>\n

Peppermist:<\/strong> My hips hurt!
\nMe: <\/strong>Why?
\nPeppermist:<\/strong> IDK. I have the insides of an 80 year old man.
\nMe:<\/strong> Well give them back! I’m sure he NEEDS his insides!
\nPeppermist:<\/strong> HAHAHAHAHA! I love you.<\/p>\n

Peppermist:<\/strong> I’m watching the OLYMPIX! FROM THE FUTURE!
\nMe:<\/strong> What’s it like in the future?!
\nPeppermist:<\/strong> Full of stupid teachers and homework. Just like always. WHERE’S MY FLYING CAR?
\nMe:<\/strong> Hey! THAT’S MY LINE!
\nPeppermist:<\/strong> I stole it. FUTURISTICLY.<\/p>\n

Peppermist:<\/strong> You need sleep?
\nMe:<\/strong> ….usually. Why?
\nPeppermist:<\/strong> Cuz I’m SO COVERED IN SAND that I could be the SANDMAN!
\nMe: <\/strong>Happy Beach Day!<\/p>\n

Peppermist:<\/strong> I TOUCHED AN ALLIGATOR!
\nMe: <\/strong>WASH YER HANDS!<\/p>\n

Peppermist:<\/strong> Uh. Sunburn. Also? Hives from sunscreen.
\nMe:<\/strong> Benedryl.
\nPeppermist:<\/strong> ow.ow.ow.ow.ow.ow.ow.<\/p>\n

Peppermist:<\/strong> LOTS of pictures of Gators! And? I CAPTURED ONE! I’m bringing him HOME! He’s FEISTY!
\nMe:<\/strong> O_o….he’s living in your room.
\nPeppermist:<\/strong> Nah, the dog will eat him. He can live in the crawl space!
\nMe:<\/strong> SCORE. Home security!
\nPeppermist:<\/strong> That’s what I thought! Cant get him through airport security though. Have to ship him home UPS.
\nMe:<\/strong> Feed him first. Don’t want him to eat the UPS guy.
\nPeppermist:<\/strong> Of course. We won’t need the chaperons anymore by then, right?
\nMe:<\/strong> O_o.<\/p>\n

That’s mah girl. I can’t wait till she comes home. My life is EVER so boring without her. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

So, by all accounts the Band is having a SPLENDID time in Florida. Of course, I’ve only the OH SO GIDDY hundreds of text messages to go by, but I’m pretty sure it’s a safe bet that if Peppermist could somehow live in Miami and Alaska at the same time? She totally would. Observe: Peppermist: […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[121,138,140],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1789","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-aaaaaaalaska","category-communication","category-daughters"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1789","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1789"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1789\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1803,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1789\/revisions\/1803"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1789"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1789"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1789"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}