{"id":1799,"date":"2010-06-30T19:46:38","date_gmt":"2010-07-01T03:46:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/parentingteensblog.net\/?p=859"},"modified":"2010-06-30T19:46:38","modified_gmt":"2010-07-01T03:46:38","slug":"on-bein-undertall","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2010\/06\/30\/on-bein-undertall\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8230;on bein undertall&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Peppermist:<\/strong> You&#8217;re short!<br \/>\n<strong>Me: <\/strong>No, YOU&#8217;RE SHORT.<br \/>\n<strong>Peppermist:<\/strong> Nuh Uh! I&#8217;m not short! Gravity just PREFERS me, so KEEPS ME CLOSE.<br \/>\n<strong>Me:<\/strong> &#8230;&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Peppermist: You&#8217;re short! Me: No, YOU&#8217;RE SHORT. Peppermist: Nuh Uh! I&#8217;m not short! Gravity just PREFERS me, so KEEPS ME CLOSE. Me: &#8230;&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1799","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-asides"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1799","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1799"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1799\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1799"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1799"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1799"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}