{"id":1985,"date":"2008-07-02T08:04:18","date_gmt":"2008-07-02T08:04:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/realitydaze.com\/?p=163"},"modified":"2008-07-02T08:04:18","modified_gmt":"2008-07-02T08:04:18","slug":"america-do-you-have-talent","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2008\/07\/02\/america-do-you-have-talent\/","title":{"rendered":"America, do you have talent?!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Sometimes during the audition process, I just can’t understand how some of these folks became so sure they have talent worth $1,000,000 – thus forcing us to sit through some of the worst auditions ever… I do not envy the judges, not even the Hoff!<\/p>\n

Here’s a montage of tonight’s bombers:
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Yup, there’s 8 minutes we’ll never get back again!<\/p>\n

Some very interesting talents got through as well – like George the Giant and his gagworthy straw trick, and the sword swallower who almost punctures his stomach when Hoff buzzes him mid-swallow. Then there’s the the little kid with autism who made everyone tear up as he sang, though I fear him going to Vegas week!<\/p>\n

More after the cut!
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But among all of these, there were some shining stars, too. The Southern Belles:
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Jessica Price:
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Junior and Emmy – The fastest Salsa Dancers ever.
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And the Beyond Belief Dance Co.
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Tune in next week for even MORE auditions!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Sometimes during the audition process, I just can’t understand how some of these folks became so sure they have talent worth $1,000,000 – thus forcing us to sit through some of the worst auditions ever… I do not envy the judges, not even the Hoff! Here’s a montage of tonight’s bombers: Yup, there’s 8 minutes […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[396],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1985","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nbc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1985","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1985"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1985\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1985"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1985"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1985"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}