OK – so, me and the boy, we were bantering back and forth in the car on the way to his camping trip with dad right? And well, I say something, and he said something that sounded like “douche” <\/p>\n
And I went “Huh? Did you just call me douche?” <\/p>\n
And he says “Yeah- my friends do that all the time, like ‘douche bag’ and stuff.”<\/p>\n
and I said “Oh! And do you know what a douche IS?”<\/p>\n
and he says “Um…. no.” <\/p>\n
So I lean over and do that ‘pretend whisper’ that means everyone can really hear? “Well, a douche is a cleansing tool that women use to clean out the inside…” <\/p>\n
he says “Inside of what?” <\/p>\n
and I say all nanchalauntly “Their vagina.” <\/p>\n
and the boy? DIES. completely mortified. While I’m LAAAAAAAAUGHING. and he’s all “OMG THAT”S TOTALLY GROSS!” <\/p>\n
and so I said “So, what am I again?” <\/p>\n
and he sputters and mutters and sputters sommore, and finally mumbles… “A female dog mom. A total female dog!”<\/p>\n
BWAHAHAHH! i LOVE my kid!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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