{"id":2282,"date":"2010-09-17T07:45:02","date_gmt":"2010-09-17T15:45:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/?p=2282"},"modified":"2010-09-17T07:46:06","modified_gmt":"2010-09-17T15:46:06","slug":"so-9","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2010\/09\/17\/so-9\/","title":{"rendered":"So&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A bit of excitement at work yesterday! <\/p>\n<p>Mr. AP (asset protection) asked for backup, as he needed someone to get into the ladies room where a suspected shoplifter was doing exactly what he alleged she was doing! Now, I&#8217;m not much of a lady, but I agreed to go in anyway, and see what I could hear and see. (Not approach her, simply gain info. Dammit. I was looking forward to going all Law and Order on her ass!) It was quite obvious what she was doing. <\/p>\n<p>Alas, she was a bit sneakier than I, and I didn&#8217;t find the wrappings right off. However &#8211; Ms. Shoplifter? I know your secrets now, and you owe me for the injury suffered while getting the remnants of your nefarious deed from the TP holder!<\/p>\n<p>Think I&#8217;m kidding? LOOK:<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/red.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/red-300x257.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"red\" width=\"300\" height=\"257\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2284\" srcset=\"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/red-300x257.jpg 300w, https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/red.jpg 350w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The redness has faded now, but I am sporting a bruise.<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/bruise.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/bruise-300x223.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"bruise\" width=\"300\" height=\"223\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2283\" srcset=\"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/bruise-300x223.jpg 300w, https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/bruise.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>So beware, Shoplifters everywhere&#8230; we&#8217;re totally on to you! And it&#8217;s my bonus you&#8217;re stealing &#8211; so next time? Law and Order, baby!<\/p>\n<p>(Man, I love my job! \ud83d\ude42 )<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A bit of excitement at work yesterday! Mr. AP (asset protection) asked for backup, as he needed someone to get into the ladies room where a suspected shoplifter was doing exactly what he alleged she was doing! Now, I&#8217;m not much of a lady, but I agreed to go in anyway, and see what I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2282","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2282","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2282"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2282\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2286,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2282\/revisions\/2286"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2282"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2282"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2282"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}