{"id":2287,"date":"2010-09-17T23:10:22","date_gmt":"2010-09-18T07:10:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/?p=2287"},"modified":"2010-09-17T23:10:22","modified_gmt":"2010-09-18T07:10:22","slug":"dear-coworkers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2010\/09\/17\/dear-coworkers\/","title":{"rendered":"Dear CoWorkers:"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If one more of you comes up and says some version of this:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;d love your job! All you do is stand around all day!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Then I cannot be held responsible for shoving your ass into the cardboard baler. <\/p>\n<p>Just Tonight: Phototech, Electronics, Cashier, Customer Service Desk, Door Greeter AND I got my shit at the photocounter done, ON TIME, including a trip to said baler to toss three days worth of boxes &#8211; as the other closer doesn&#8217;t bother (don&#8217;t EVEN get me started!). I didn&#8217;t get my lunch until 6pm &#8211; and only then because they HAD too, as I had been at work for 6 hours at that point. Never got my last break, and made it to the baler, to the shredder and clocked out in FOUR MINUTES.<\/p>\n<p>So ya know what? Bite me.<br \/>\nAssholes.<\/p>\n<p>~L<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If one more of you comes up and says some version of this: &#8220;I&#8217;d love your job! All you do is stand around all day!&#8221; Then I cannot be held responsible for shoving your ass into the cardboard baler. Just Tonight: Phototech, Electronics, Cashier, Customer Service Desk, Door Greeter AND I got my shit at [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2287","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-letters"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2287","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2287"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2287\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2288,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2287\/revisions\/2288"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2287"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2287"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2287"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}