{"id":2305,"date":"2010-09-24T22:52:14","date_gmt":"2010-09-25T06:52:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/?p=2305"},"modified":"2010-09-24T22:52:14","modified_gmt":"2010-09-25T06:52:14","slug":"soooo-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2010\/09\/24\/soooo-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Soooo&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It started two days ago. <strong>T<\/strong>, from personnel came up to the Photo Desk where I was working and told me that I needed to change my career preferences, immediately. There were a couple positions opening, and &#8216;can you do it there, on that computer because I mean do it now. No, like right now.&#8217; So I did.<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday, I was elbows deep in our HP printer, getting it to realize that yes, we&#8217;d changed the overspray tray the day before, and <strong>Assistant Mgr W<\/strong> comes up and says &#8220;Got a minute?&#8221; and when I said yes, followed up with &#8220;Good, I&#8217;m going to interview you now. let&#8217;s go.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s when I passed out.<br \/>\nJust kidding.<br \/>\n(but I did instantly panic!)<\/p>\n<p>So we interview for the position, and it went pretty well, I thought, because<strong> W<\/strong> loves me anyway, and well, I could sorta tell that he wanted me for the position, and all -specially with <strong>T <\/strong>telling me about the preferences and stuff. And, of course, there was the part where he said &#8220;So, what you&#8217;ll be doing is&#8230; uh, I mean, IF you get the position&#8230;&#8221; Hehehehe! <\/p>\n<p>So, after the interview, he tells me that he&#8217;ll let me know today if I get it. And that left me to be nervous and ask all of you for the good vibes to be sent my way. And that brings us to today&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Mgr W<\/strong> wanders past me once. twice. three times (a lady&#8230; wait.. no..) and just says hi, how&#8217;re things, and wanders off again. Leaving me to be all hyperventilating and stuff. I let my co-worker know what was going on, and stuff. Then, finally, <strong>Mgr W<\/strong> wanders around my counter and says&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>W:<\/strong> so, having fun?<\/p>\n<p>And I died. And then resurrected to go &#8220;OMG PLEASE JUST TELL ME!&#8221; At which point he did, and said that after his lunch, we&#8217;d do the paperwork and he&#8217;d offer me the job &#8211; and we&#8217;d make it official. <\/p>\n<p>WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!<\/p>\n<p>So, that resulted in me getting the weekend off, and I start at 7am Monday, where I&#8217;ll train side by side with the girl who&#8217;s place I&#8217;m taking and try to learn absolutely everything during the next week. \ud83d\ude42 There was no problem with my time off already requested and approved for TBF&#8217;s wedding, though I do have to work a full shift beforehand, instead of the half I was gonna. No biggy, I&#8217;ll catch a later flight from Kenai, and still make the red-eye. And best of all&#8230; <\/p>\n<p><strong>Mgr W:<\/strong> I have a TREMENDOUS amount of confidence in you. That&#8217;s why I offered you the position. You&#8217;ll do good.<\/p>\n<p>So. That&#8217;s how I got a promotion today, and why you&#8217;re all now reading the blog of the brand spankin new Merchandise Supervisor of Jewelry at our Local Walmart. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>All together now&#8230; <\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/funny-dog-pictures-wheeeee.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/funny-dog-pictures-wheeeee-300x217.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"funny-dog-pictures-wheeeee\" width=\"300\" height=\"217\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2306\" srcset=\"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/funny-dog-pictures-wheeeee-300x217.jpg 300w, https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/funny-dog-pictures-wheeeee.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>WWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It started two days ago. T, from personnel came up to the Photo Desk where I was working and told me that I needed to change my career preferences, immediately. There were a couple positions opening, and &#8216;can you do it there, on that computer because I mean do it now. 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