Hm. i really have nothing to say. really. But I feel like I should write something anyway. So! Randomosity at it’s best.<\/p>\n
My kids are so freakin awesome. I know, every mom says that, but really – they crack me up. They’re doing so amazingly well, too. They make me smile and laugh on a daily basis, whether it’s just nudging me as they walk by, or telling me about things at school, or telling me really bad jokes like: <\/p>\n
\nA bunch of ducks were arrested and drug downtown to be processed. The Police officer says “What’s your name” and the first duck said “Duck number one.” and the police officer says “Why were you brought in?” And the duck says “I dunno, I was just blowing bubbles!” The police officer says “uh, that’s not against the law, you can go.”<\/p>\n
The second duck steps up, and the process is repeated. The Police officer says “What’s your name” and the first duck said “Duck number two.” and the police officer says “Why were you brought in?” And the duck says “I dunno, I was just blowing bubbles!” The police officer says “uh, that’s not against the law, you can go.”<\/p>\n
The third duck steps up, and again, the process repeates. The Police officer says “What’s your name” and the first duck said “Duck number three.” and the police officer says “Why were you brought in?” And the duck says “I dunno, I was just blowing bubbles!” The police officer says “uh, that’s not against the law, you can go.”<\/p>\n
So, the fourth duck steps up, and the police officer says “Let me guess, you’re duck number four.” and the duck says….<\/p>\n
….”No, I’m Bubbles!”\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
That one was curtesy of The Boy and his best friend. heh. Of course, I had to retailiate:<\/p>\n
\nA pirate walks into the bar with a steering wheel growing out of his crotch. THe bartender is all “Hey, dude, I gotta know – whats with the steering wheel growing outa yer crotch?” And the pirate says…<\/p>\n
“..Arg Matey, i dunno, but tis drivin’ me nuts!”\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
piddleyboomTISH!<\/p>\n
Yeah, i know, horrible and old when WE first heard them, but still. It made them laugh too. <\/p>\n