{"id":235,"date":"2005-10-06T17:31:32","date_gmt":"2005-10-07T02:31:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2005\/10\/06\/haircut\/"},"modified":"2005-10-06T17:31:32","modified_gmt":"2005-10-07T02:31:32","slug":"haircut","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2005\/10\/06\/haircut\/","title":{"rendered":"Haircut!"},"content":{"rendered":"
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So – I get to Miss A’s salon and she says “i…. said tomorrow!” and I said “Yes! you said tomorrow yesterday which would make today tomorrow!” and she went “huh?” And we all laughed. So I told her I’d come back, and she said cool, and I stuck around and chatted with her and her client as she was working.
\nThen, when she finished with her client, she told me that the next lady was one of the chicks she HATES to deal with, and man, she wished it WAS me today! and I Laughed and stuck around to chat while she waited for her next client.
\nWho never showed.
\nShe was 10 minutes late, and Miss A said “fuckit! Get in the chair woman!”
\nSo get in the chair I did, and I took my glasses off and said “Go for it!” and she said “ok! gonna start cuttin until we’re done.”
\nSo she did, and voila, that’s what I got. She called it a Sharon Stone Sexy Shag ‘do. *L* Completely lo maintenance, little bit of product<\/a> (that totally smells like vanilla!), scrunchify and voila! Going back in tomorrow (my ACTUAL appointment) and get it colored. *chuckles* No more roots! YAY!<\/p>\n

So I’m happy. Yes. Very happy. Clicky the photo for the other views. *g*
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So – I get to Miss A’s salon and she says “i…. said tomorrow!” and I said “Yes! you said tomorrow yesterday which would make today tomorrow!” and she went “huh?” And we all laughed. So I told her I’d come back, and she said cool, and I stuck around and chatted with her and […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-235","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-myriad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/235","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=235"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/235\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=235"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=235"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=235"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}