{"id":241,"date":"2005-10-14T17:52:11","date_gmt":"2005-10-15T02:52:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2005\/10\/14\/heart\/"},"modified":"2005-10-24T02:37:09","modified_gmt":"2005-10-24T11:37:09","slug":"heart","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2005\/10\/14\/heart\/","title":{"rendered":"HEART?!?!?!?!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"float: right; margin-left: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;\">\n <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/eclat\/52546220\/\" title=\"photo sharing\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/static.flickr.com\/28\/52546220_dec81b333a_m.jpg\" alt=\"\" style=\"border: solid 2px #000000;\" \/><\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p>He wasn&#8217;t going to the dance &#8211; until some RANDOM GIRL in his math class did THIS to his hand! OMG.<br \/>\nI&#8217;m not ready for this crap. Really. *sob* I was secretly kinda glad that he wasn&#8217;t gonna go, cuz man, I&#8217;m so not ready! Just&#8230; NO! And if my mother tells me one more time that I could be a gramma in a couple years, i&#8217;ma gonna HURT her! You hear me? That&#8217;s just SO WRONG! *SOB!*<br \/>\n<br clear=\"all\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He wasn&#8217;t going to the dance &#8211; until some RANDOM GIRL in his math class did THIS to his hand! OMG. I&#8217;m not ready for this crap. Really. *sob* I was secretly kinda glad that he wasn&#8217;t gonna go, cuz man, I&#8217;m so not ready! Just&#8230; NO! And if my mother tells me one more [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-241","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-primaries-family"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/241","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=241"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/241\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=241"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=241"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=241"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}