{"id":2440,"date":"2011-03-17T18:58:15","date_gmt":"2011-03-18T02:58:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/?p=2440"},"modified":"2011-03-17T19:57:43","modified_gmt":"2011-03-18T03:57:43","slug":"uncomfortable-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2011\/03\/17\/uncomfortable-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Uncomfortable."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No, not me. Today at work I was speaking to a manager, in one of my departments. He touched an item of clothing, and it fell off the hanger. Then he couldn&#8217;t figure out how to get it back on said hanger. Cue me laughing as he admitted&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;See? This is why I shouldn&#8217;t touch things in the bra department! I&#8217;m uncomfortable enough without things just FALLING off the hanger on me!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Oh, sometimes I LOVE my job!<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; and also, things jump off the hanger at me all the time. Harumph! Bras are something to be shoved in a drawer, not HUNG UP for heavens sake. and don&#8217;t EVEN get me started on the underwear hangers&#8230; *throws hands up* And since I&#8217;m resetting EVERY SINGLE WALL in said Intimates department&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>somebody shoot me!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No, not me. Today at work I was speaking to a manager, in one of my departments. He touched an item of clothing, and it fell off the hanger. Then he couldn&#8217;t figure out how to get it back on said hanger. Cue me laughing as he admitted&#8230; &#8220;See? This is why I shouldn&#8217;t touch [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[98,8],"tags":[652,650,649,651],"class_list":["post-2440","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-color-me-amused","category-work","tag-it-was-5am","tag-its-the-little-things","tag-poor-guy","tag-sue-me"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2440","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2440"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2440\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2443,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2440\/revisions\/2443"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2440"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2440"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2440"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}