{"id":245,"date":"2005-10-18T18:45:09","date_gmt":"2005-10-19T03:45:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2005\/10\/18\/excuse-me\/"},"modified":"2005-10-24T02:35:21","modified_gmt":"2005-10-24T11:35:21","slug":"excuse-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2005\/10\/18\/excuse-me\/","title":{"rendered":"EXCUSE ME??"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>W.T.F?!? When did he get all growed up and shit?<\/p>\n<p>Harumph. Watching <b>Batman Begins<\/b> with the kids, and at the end we have the following conversation:<\/p>\n<p>TheBoy: And of course, he gets the girl.<\/p>\n<p>[watch for a few more minutes.]<\/p>\n<p>Me: So much for getting the girl!<\/p>\n<p>TheBoy: Mom, he <i>still<\/i> gets the girl &#8211; just in a different way. Which is just as good.<\/p>\n<p>Me: *blink. blink. blink.*<\/p>\n<p>WTF? when did he get all growed up and shit? Now, if only he remembers that when that little hand-writing tart breaks his heart&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>W.T.F?!? When did he get all growed up and shit? Harumph. Watching Batman Begins with the kids, and at the end we have the following conversation: TheBoy: And of course, he gets the girl. [watch for a few more minutes.] Me: So much for getting the girl! TheBoy: Mom, he still gets the girl &#8211; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-245","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-primaries-family"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/245","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=245"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/245\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=245"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=245"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=245"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}