{"id":2480,"date":"2011-06-11T16:31:16","date_gmt":"2011-06-12T00:31:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/?p=2480"},"modified":"2011-06-11T16:33:22","modified_gmt":"2011-06-12T00:33:22","slug":"dammit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2011\/06\/11\/dammit\/","title":{"rendered":"Dammit."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The dangers of working in my section of The Store&#8230; I have to make WAY too many decisions while getting dressed now&#8230; I own far too many accessories&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I mean, I even bought a HAT.<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/IMG0072.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/IMG0072-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"IMG0072\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2481\" srcset=\"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/IMG0072-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/IMG0072.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>And two (more) necklaces (though it&#8217;s not my fault, I had to have them because one says &#8220;These boots are made for walkin&#8221; and the other &#8220;honkeytonk bedonkadonk&#8221;! HOW am i supposed to resist that?! HOW?!) And don&#8217;t even get me started on my current earring collection.<\/p>\n<p>Sigh. So many decisions.<\/p>\n<p>LIFE IS HARD.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The dangers of working in my section of The Store&#8230; I have to make WAY too many decisions while getting dressed now&#8230; I own far too many accessories&#8230; I mean, I even bought a HAT. And two (more) necklaces (though it&#8217;s not my fault, I had to have them because one says &#8220;These boots are [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[653],"tags":[662],"class_list":["post-2480","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-apad","tag-accessorize-this"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2480","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2480"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2480\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2483,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2480\/revisions\/2483"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2480"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2480"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2480"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}