{"id":25,"date":"2003-09-20T19:33:58","date_gmt":"2003-09-21T04:33:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2003\/09\/20\/there-she-is\/"},"modified":"2003-09-20T19:33:58","modified_gmt":"2003-09-21T04:33:58","slug":"there-she-is","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2003\/09\/20\/there-she-is\/","title":{"rendered":"There she is….."},"content":{"rendered":"

OK, I admit it, I’m a hopeless sap.
\nI like to watch the Miss America Pagent<\/a> whenever asshole isn’t home and lets me have the remote and well, I remember that its on. heh. Yes, I’m one of those old fat women who get a perverse joy out of shredding the nations top beauties without remourse. *L* I know, I know – I look so innocent.
\nSo that’s what’s on right now. So prepare yourself for various comments… cuz well, we all know you’re watching too and desparate to see my views too right? riiiiiiiiiight.
\n(And though I know everyone ELSE has seen it already and\/or knows who won and\/or doesn’t give a flying fuck…. *L* since it’s not live for me, well I don’t care. *L* I’m writing this as it happens, minute by minute. *L*)<\/p>\n

Right off the bat… some of them girls are just NOT well spoken… like that last one, Wyoming? good god. monotone! gah!<\/p>\n

and naturally they’re all faker then shit – but well, that goes with the territory. *L*<\/p>\n

The “Miss america party” with the bachlerette? Who cares? *smirk* Not that my sitting here and giving you blow by blow account is any different, but well, who cares? *L*<\/p>\n

CLAY AIKEN! *cheers!* god what pipes! Well deserved 2nd place winner of the Idol (I love me some Rueben!), Amazing performance… even if he still has stoner eyes. *L* and the boy thinks he looks like a girl (Yeah, the boy’s watching too – waiting for the bikini competition! he’s an all american boy allright. *L*)<\/p>\n

The dressed down compition where they wore things from their own wardrobe, casual like? Very cool. A chance for individual style.. Liked that idea muchly.<\/p>\n

The host? a goober, but he’s a rich goober, so who am I to complain. *chuckles* At least he promised not to sing. *L*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

OK, I admit it, I’m a hopeless sap. I like to watch the Miss America Pagent whenever asshole isn’t home and lets me have the remote and well, I remember that its on. heh. Yes, I’m one of those old fat women who get a perverse joy out of shredding the nations top beauties without […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-myriad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}