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<\/a>Bodies? Loot? SOMETHING BETTER?<\/p><\/div>
\n—–Are those COFFINS along the railroad?
\n—–Maybe it’s Loot from a Train Heist!
\n—–Or, something boring, like bundles of railroad ties.<\/p>\n
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\n—–Their Cash Safe gives out Tacos? SCORE.<\/p>\n
–Also along the drive:
\n—– Lots of laughter and talking and some yawning. The latter all from me, of course. <\/p>\n
8pm-ish: We arrive at the BnB, and get set up in our rooms with the rules, the key, so on and so forth. Then, it’s off to dinner.
\n8:30: Applebees!
\n8:40: oooooooh appetizers are good.
\n8:45: Margarita’s are even better! And buddy boy there weren’t shy on the tequila!
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<\/a>3! Dollar! Margaritas!<\/p><\/div><\/p>\n
8:50: Provolone. Stuffed. Meatballs. With Fettichini. Oh. my. god. 9:00: That totally awesome Margarita was only THREE! DOLLARS! WHOOT!<\/p>\n Also at Applebees – overheard: Also at Applebees – my mother: After dinner, back to the BnB, where we puttered on the computer until<\/p>\n 11:30pm – head to the airport to pick up cousin Linda Day Two: June 25<\/p>\n 6. Freaking. Am. – WTF man? Why the hell are you up and also move, I have to pee. Then, we visited the House of Harley, The Saturday Market where I got the most AWESOME things for TBF and his wife, Chocolate covered bacon, ON A STEEEEEEEECK!<\/p><\/div><\/p>\n Meet Chad Carpenter, of Tundra<\/a> fame A real live Cartoonist! Speak softly and use small words!<\/p><\/div><\/p>\n Discovered uses for Duct Tape: ...awesome.<\/p><\/div><\/p>\n Discovered just HOW Alaska is pissing off Texas since 1959: Suck it, texas!<\/p><\/div><\/p>\n AND we lucked into the performance of The Arial Acrobats – with fire eating, and flying silks performances. Don't try this at home. Or dress like us. Heavens no.<\/p><\/div> Don't worry, we'll keep licking each other's tongues until we get this tongue to tongue fire transfer right!<\/p><\/div> "remember boys, all girls can bend this way. You just have to ask them nicely."<\/p><\/div>
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\n— “That’s our son. Enthralled by a priest. You know what this means, right? We are neeever having grandchildren.” Followed by dramatic sigh and laughter. I think she and I could be soulmates. Just saying.<\/p>\n
\n— “Sure, what the hell!” Followed by her gasp, and my laughter and much teasing. <\/p>\n
\n12:30am – Cousin Linda and her luggage acquired, back to the BnB, where Lessa watches mama collapse and sleep 2 seconds later, followed by Linda…
\n2am: oh yeah. I should sleep too.<\/p>\n
\n7. Freaking. am. – Really? No. Must. Sleep.
\n7:30 Freaking Am. – Fine. Shower.
\n8. Freaking. Am. – FINE. BREAKFAST. GOD.
\n9. Freaking. Am. – COOOOOOOFFEEEEEEEE.<\/p>\n
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