{"id":254,"date":"2005-10-24T15:30:41","date_gmt":"2005-10-25T00:30:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2005\/10\/24\/dear-asshole\/"},"modified":"2005-10-24T15:31:13","modified_gmt":"2005-10-25T00:31:13","slug":"dear-asshole","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2005\/10\/24\/dear-asshole\/","title":{"rendered":"Dear Asshole,"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I know that you loved the NRA more then, say, sex, but really. Was it THAT important that you put yourself on their &#8220;call incessantly to answer surveys that will never see the light of day&#8221; list? How many times to I have to tell these people that you can no longer come to the phone? WHEN will they figure out that I really mean it? And for crissakes, couldn&#8217;t you have picked a company who KNOWS how to use their automated dialer so that I would not be getting 15 calls a week just to be hung up on the minute I pick up the phone?<\/p>\n<p>Ugh. Stupid NRA assholes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I know that you loved the NRA more then, say, sex, but really. Was it THAT important that you put yourself on their &#8220;call incessantly to answer surveys that will never see the light of day&#8221; list? How many times to I have to tell these people that you can no longer come to the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-254","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-letters"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/254","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=254"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/254\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=254"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=254"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=254"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}