{"id":259,"date":"2005-10-26T08:08:20","date_gmt":"2005-10-26T17:08:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2005\/10\/26\/rhyming-pup\/"},"modified":"2005-10-26T08:08:20","modified_gmt":"2005-10-26T17:08:20","slug":"rhyming-pup","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/2005\/10\/26\/rhyming-pup\/","title":{"rendered":"Rhyming pup."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>OMG. That pup o&#8217;mine. Sometimes, she just proves she&#8217;s truely mine.<\/p>\n<p>Me: get your hat.<br \/>\nPup: No hat, a bat a bat a bat!<br \/>\nMe:&#8230;&#8230;.. get your hat.<br \/>\nPup: A bat!<br \/>\nMe: A bat?<br \/>\nPup, all growly ominous, broken by much giggling: The better to smack ya with!<br \/>\nMe: You. are so grounded. Get. your. hat!<br \/>\nPup: a bat a bat a bat! *grabs hat and runs* Love you mom byebye!<\/p>\n<p>Me, mumbling: harumph.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OMG. That pup o&#8217;mine. Sometimes, she just proves she&#8217;s truely mine. Me: get your hat. Pup: No hat, a bat a bat a bat! Me:&#8230;&#8230;.. get your hat. Pup: A bat! Me: A bat? Pup, all growly ominous, broken by much giggling: The better to smack ya with! Me: You. are so grounded. Get. your. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-259","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-primaries-family"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/259","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=259"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/259\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=259"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=259"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gonfalon.org\/eclat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=259"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}